Since “baseless speculation” is the new “objective journalism”, I think we, as a nation, need to come up with an explanation for why Barack Obama tripped while walking through a doorway in Italy.
* Judging by his policies, Barry’s been trippin’ since the campaign started. Why remark on it now?
* He was distracted by a sudden, terrifying vision of his teleprompter meeting an ignominious and untimely end.
* He couldn’t afford special orthopedic “tripless” shoes because SOMEBODY just pissed away the entire checking account on a $6000 purse.
* He spends all his time walking on water & hasn’t got his land-legs yet.
* For 20 glorious seconds, NOBODY was talking about the “butt-staring picture”. Totally worth it.
* We simply have to accept the fact that Obama wasn’t kidding about being like the Special Olympics.
* According to Pelosi, the CIA lied to him about the step’s existence.
* According to Biden, Obama simply “misread” how high the step was.
* Racism!
* Sarkozy pranked him into believing that stumbling over the threshold is a time-honored Italian custom (it’s actually Irish).
* He was just taking Rahm Emanuel’s advice: “any time you do ANYTHING as President, imagine how Ronald Reagan would do it, then do the exact opposite”.
* And finally, the REAL reason for the stumble:
Seems that Barry’s not just an ass-man, he’s also got a thing for fuzzy sweaters & schoolgirl skirts.
“the REAL reason for the stumble…”
…he was chewing gum at the time.
most retarded president ever.
Obama makes Jerry Ford look like a ballerina!
Harvey hit the nail on the head. Our current disgrace of a president is obviously as big of a lecher as Bill Clinton.
Aw
FrankHarvey, cut a brutha some slack: after all, he just recently learned to distinguish between a door and a window. Feller’s gotta crawl before he can walk.(LOL #1)
It could have something to do with the fact that he throws like a girl.
“This is not the doorway I thought I knew.”
Somebody just put that step there
Yet another ridiculous stumble in this buffoon’s presidency.
Even the two dudes in front of the signage are giggling. (“Must be the cracker side of him!”)
Do you remember when Bush choked on a pretzel? Or when he crashed on a segway? Letterman’s still making jokes about it 6 years later.
Yeah – unbiased media at work.
PS. The ladin the pic looks like the lady who played Dolores Umbridge on Order of the Phoenix.
It’s racist to make fun of Barry stumbling through thresholds.
Justin – technically, it’s only half-racist.
cptnmoroni better yet do you remember when Bush the Elder barfed on some foreign Asian leader.
Live, from New York, it’s Saturday Night Live!
DUH One was tripping long before the campain was even a wet dream.
By tripping, he created or saved one IMAO blog post.
Boy, the news is going to play that clip to death, and then Chevy Chase will come back to SNL to show what a clutz this president is. He’ll do a skit where he walks into a window, thinking it’s a door; then bangs his head on a helicopter, then trips while simply walking through a door; then throws a baseball like a girl, unable to even reach the plate. Boy, it’s going to be fun to watch…oh, that’s right, Obama is the Lord and Saviour, and we will not be shown those things, but instead be told that he is a master athlete and his wife is an incredible gardener. I forgot we were now a communist country with a lapdog media. My bad.
* He spends all his time walking on water & hasn’t got his land-legs yet.
Bringing teh funny. I love this one, biting but deliciously true.
Sarkozy pranked him into believing that stumbling over the threshold is a time-honored Italian custom (it’s actually Irish.)….While this statement is based on fact and is indeed an Irish custom, a most important part of the custom is to consume a half a bottle of Jameson’s Irish Whiskey prior to attempting your ‘threshold stumble’ or several pints of Guinness if no Jameson’s is readily available. Also part of the custom includes crashing to the floor in a heap while cursing wildly at everyone around you. This President may be a lot of things but he’s most assuredly NOT a true Irishman.
For the first time in my life, I’m proud of a door.
zzyzx says: This President may be a lot of things but he’s most assuredly NOT a true Irishman.
He’s not even a true American citizen.
Zing!
Classless disgrace: Wait you guys, don leave wit d’oh!
Sarcozy: heheheheh
French body guard: Heeeeres ostupid!
Nothing like the U.S. being out classed by a frenchman. Way to go idiot in charge!
It was a successful test of the Halliburton/Cheney Uncoordination Device.
it would have been even funnier if he had landed on his face.
There was no ass to look at, that’s why he lost his footing.
aka the Dick Van Dycke Show….He just needed that ottoman for the prat fall.
I find his lack of balance disturbing. And he’s kinda clumsy physically, too.
Are those the new “No Balance” running shoes I’ve been hearing about?
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Because the TOTUS told him to…
I think Dolores Umbridge from the Ministry of Magic available. Maybe someone could set them up. He probably needs some TLC after a few rounds with the FL (First Lawyer).