They should put the Constitution in a lineup with other documents and see if Sotomayor can identify it.
For Sotomayor, it’s either Supreme Court Justice or crazy cat lady.
I can see why housing sales are down: They’re hard to buy. Lots of paperwork. Hard to do as an impulse buy.
You have to be careful: Sometimes those baby bouncers you buy are actually refurbished paint mixers.
Sotomayor knew she was supposed to read the Constitution before the hearings, but Sessions got her to admit she only read half of it.
This Sotomayor stuff is stupid. If a white guy talked about the superiority of his race’s reasoning abilities, no one would care.
I don’t believe in atheists. I think the devil made them up and tricked us into believe they’re real.
If people were intelligently created, it doesn’t seem like it was a perfect creator. With all the bugs, it seems more like Microsoft.
Rumpelstiltskin wouldn’t be a very interesting fairy tale if the antagonist’s name was “Bob”.
“You can keep your first born if you can guess my name.”
“Is it George?”
“No.”
“Steve?”
“No.”
“Bob?”
“Dang it! People always guess it!”
This Sotomayor stuff is stupid. If a white guy talked about the superiority of his race’s reasoning abilities, no one would care.
it would just be racist coming from the white guy.
You say “crazy cat lady” like it’s a bad thing.
I wonder if God believes in atheists?
Soylent Green is Vista! That explains alot.
You gotta be careful with those mortgage documents. They don’t expect you to read them, just “sign here, here, here, initial here, here, sign here, here, here”. Only when you’re done do they point out all the crazy stuff you just agreed to (like having to buy your loan officer a bag of M&Ms every day for the rest of his life)
One of the reasons I believe in God is because of Atheists! If he didn’t exist they would never have gotten to the question! It’s like if light were never created and we couldn’t see, I doubt that we would ever have a debate about does light exist?
USSJC, of course God exists! and he has a sense of humor. Look at the african-african idiot in the white house.
Or?
You better watch thiose baby bouncers. NK Kim uses ”em to lob missles.
“I don’t believe in atheists. I think the devil made them up and tricked us into believe they’re real.”
But, since athiesm now has a cult-like dedicated following, at what point does it begin to qualify as a religion…thus, defeating the whole purpose?
So far I found most atheists are like hippies, so I just punch them in the face.
And the movie Cujo would be very short if she had had a carry permit.
“Mommy, that dog looks mean.”
Blam! Blam! Blam!
:roll credits:
1)You better watch those baby bouncers, they’ll bite your ankles ’til you agree to leave peacefully. 2) So I guess Mayor Soto would rule cat juggling to be unconstitutional. 3) “You can keep your first born if you can guess my name.” ” Yahweh?” ” Moses is such a blabbermouth!” 4)Would an anti-prostitution extremist’s slogan be ‘Love Free Or Die’? 5) Would the Hippie Commune’s slogan be Love Free And Tie-Die?
God wrote perfect code, but Adam opened an unsolicited E-mail from some pr*ck called “Serpent”.
Well, what would I do with all those first-born babies anyway…?
I am surprised to find out that Harvey doesn’t really exist, he’s just the devil’s sockpuppet.
But now we know the truth: Satan is Frank’s co-blogger.
(ok, it’s not THAT big a surprise)
Hey! As a crazy cat lady, I resent that! 🙂 Zombie…how about a zombie instead?
Sen. Jeff Sessions (used to be my senator when I lived in Alabama, and he’s a keeper) and Frank J: Two of the way coolest people on the planet.
Pratchett and Gaiman addressed things like creation and bugs in “Good Omens” pretty well. There are lots of good quotes in that book, and probably none of the evolutionists or intelligent-creationists would enjoy any of them, but the most relevant one here might be this: “I don’t see why it matters what is written. Not when it’s about people. It can always be crossed out.”
4 of 7,
Actually, Adam opened a Forward of that Unsolicited email from “Serpent” that was originally sent to Eve. Chicks and computers, am I right, fellas? *ducks*
Bugs that pester, like thorns, are a result of the noetic effect of sin.
Rumplestiltskin: The Sequel.
King – “Hey Honey! Why don’t you spin straw into gold any more like you used to before we were married?”
Queen – “Oh Sweety, I guess I can tell you now. That wasn’t me, that was a dwarf named Rumplestiltskin!”
(Queen tells King the whole story).
King – “Let me get this straight … you spend 3 nights alone with a dwarf who spins straw into gold, and 9 months later he shows up again demanding that you give him your baby?!”
(King throws crown on the floor).
“What kind of fool do you thing I am?!”
Queen – “Well …. “