Obama destroying our health care is starting to make sense now that I found out his next book will be titled “To Serve Man.”
So are we conservatives who don’t like Obama back to being in the majority? That wasn’t very long in the wilderness.
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Here’s the deal: When we run out of policy issues to attack Obama on, we’ll focus on his birth certificate.
We’re going to feel like jerks for going after Obama on not reading the health care bill if it ends up he’s illiterate.
I want to just go ahead and say that the next police officer who gives me a ticket was acting stupidly.
Since Gates is a professor, should we track down all his students and check them for a virulent strain of moron?
It’s different for white people. I was questioned for suspicion of breaking into a house and screamed at the cops, and they gave me candy.
Racism really sucks for black supervillians. They can come up with the perfect crime and then go to prison for being black on a Friday.
Black Manta once had a great plan for conquering the oceans but was arrested for stealing a Lexus he legitimately owned. Of course, Aquaman took all the credit.
Obama Friends Count: Crazy, racist preacher. Homegrown terrorist.Crazy professor who screams at police.
Obama: “I can’t disown my statement about Cambridge police anymore than I can disown being a moron.”
Hmm. These placebos aren’t working anymore. I need those new double-strength placebos.
Only 31% expect Biden to be Obama’s running mate in 2012, but way things are going maybe Biden will want a new running mate.
Commenter called John Hawkins a squish. “True Conservative” label now applies to just a handful of blog commenters.
Maybe I can stop all this “True Conservative” debate by reminding everyone that the only true conservative is Andrew Sullivan.
I’m tired of this birth certificate stuff. Let’s go back to claiming Obama is secretly a Muslim.
I really feel like punching something right now. I wish I had kids.
I’d Contest that William F Buckley was the true conservative. I even have a couple qualms with President Reagan (Though far fewer than ANY of his peers, admittedly.)
Oh, and I really would like to see what would happen if you punched the monkey.
The title of Obama’s third autobiography will be “It’s Not About Me.”
Gates is 1/2 White as is Obama! BWAAAAAAA! You can’t make this stuff up!
We’ll focus on his birth certificate (the 1961 original) when he produces it.
Has Michelle ever shown her birth certificate? ‘Cuz I’ve never seen a Klingon document before.>>>Is Frank J. calibrating his words differently or what?>>>What, no Wise Latinas on the Cambridge Police Force to keep the peace? Those RACISTS!>>>
We’re going to feel like jerks for going after Obama on not reading the health care bill if it ends up he’s illiterate.
Well congress is full of illiterates
IMAO, UNFAIR, UNBALANCED, MEDICATED BY PLACEBOS(preferably the 1/2 price blue ones)>>>John Hawkins is a Squish because,” One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up.” John Hawkins( aka Mr. Loopner ) fails this litmus test, hence the Squish.
I think you meant to say “…the only true conservative is Fred Thompson.”
The Gates incident may be a valuable learning experience for all involved. Professor Gates has (hopefully) learned a valuable lesson….never bad mouth the cops in public. The Prez has (hopefully) learned a valuable lesson….never comment on situations without having all the facts….that’s Joe the Vice-President’s department. The Cambridge Police Dept. has (hopefully) also learned a valuable lesson….the next time there’s a reported problem at the professor’s house, make sure you arrive on the scene at least two or three hours after the report is made.
Obama is secretly an athiest. He bows before no one, let alone 5 times a day.
“So are we conservatives who don’t like Obama back to being in the majority? That wasn’t very long in the wilderness.”
We were always in the majority. We just had a selected Republican candidate that no one could stomache voting for, so they stayed home.
cjtony97 – how can Obama is not an athiest when he believes that he himself is God?
I really feel like punching something right now. I wish I had kids.
only if the kids are hippies other wise it’s child abuse.
Mangled that one! Should read…
cjtony97 – How can Obama be an atheist when he believes that he himself is God?
Tastes like chicken.
DamnCat – Thanks for the catch! Should have been Methiest.
I got you better, Frank. As a white guy, the last I was questioned by a cop for breaking into a house I got candy AND a pony ride. HA HA
I think it’s probably ok to punch your children if they are white middle class males. We all know these are just future hate filled bitter clingers. So punchin is ok.
cjtony97 I’m not sure I totaly agree with you….after all he didn’t have any problem bowing to the King of Saudi Arabia.
zzyzx – I understand your confusion, but that was all a big misunderstanding. He was just trying to get a look at the king’s ass. He’s subtle, that Obama.
Dang, run off to actually work and get creamed by FrankJ and SarahK. Okay, I’ll concede the “true conservative” lable to SarahK, and maybe to FrankJ if he continues to beat on me (Although I am beginning to like it.Next thing you know I’ll twitter), but I hold firm on other beliefs out of principle and pig headedness.
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But taxed at twice the rate?
Since Gates is a professor, should we track down all his students and check them for a virulent strain of moron?
Remember what he teaches? Is there anybody else that takes that class but morons?
“I’m tired of this birth certificate stuff , Let’s go back to claiming Obama is secretly a Muslim” I don’t know for sure but I’ve heard that Muslims don’t have birth certificates!
THE OBAMA’s next book will be entitled ” How to crash an economy and ruin a nation in 12 months or less”
Next time someone tells you you’re a racist, ask them if it may be allergy. Like, an allergy to nitwits who think holding a non-white accountable for their actions is racist.
Fact of life Franky, kids get grow up and then when you’re old and decrept, they punch you back. Don’t tug on Supermans Cape dude. It’ll come back to bite you in the butt……………….really.
“I really feel like punching something right now. I wish I had kids.”
I doubt SarahK would appreciate it
(and she goes armed).
Funny but true story: When my dad was doing his medical internship in those pre-Viagra days, a man came into the hospital complaining of what today we’d call “ED”. After examining him and taking his history, my dad came to the conclusion that the problem was psychological. Now the hospital pharmacy had placebo pills that doctors could prescribe under the name “Obecalp” (“placebo” spelled backward). So my dad prescribed the man some Obecalp but warned him ominously that he was only to take ONE pill at a time because they were so potent.
Well, a while later he ran into the guy again and asked him how the treatment was going. “Those pills worked, and I want some more!” the man said. “But here’s the thing– I had to take two to get it to work.”
Double strength placebos really do work where single strength placebos fail!
The true test of being a true conservative is muzzle size. .45 true conservative, .40 conservative almost all the time, 9mm moderate republican, .380 blue dog democrat, .32 closeted liberal, .25 what are you gay or something? .22 commie pinko who shouldn’t be allowed near children. Then there is the .17 but only hippies carry that.
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