I like America. It’s a neat country. We have lots of cool things here like mountains and water parks and nachos. And you don’t have lots of mean people pushing you around like in a lot of other countries. As a Christian, I especially appreciate how we don’t get hunted down and killed; Christianity did thrive even with the getting hunted down and killed, but I think it works better without it.
So nice country with neat stuff and no mean people pushing us around and we don’t get killed for our beliefs.
Problem is we leave the governing to politicians who are incompetent but think they’re smart. That’s a bad combination. They want more power to push everybody around when really we just gave them jobs none of us felt like doing because we’re too busy working on important useful stuff. Who here has time for a political campaign? Most politicians just get to vote yes or no on stuff, which shouldn’t be that hard of a job. We tell them, “Vote yes on the good stuff and no on the bad stuff… and leave us alone because we’re busy and have work to do.” It seems simple, so I don’t know where they get the ego from. You’re not better than us, you work for us. Like if I owned a McDonald’s and one of the employees called me an “evil-monger,” that would not do well for his performance review. And if he was very old, it might be time for him to retire.
I think a lot of countries don’t get America. They just have different attitudes. It’s like they’re used to thieves who break into their house all the time and steal all their stuff, so they’re so happy when they find a thief who at least returns their TV. On other hand, we would beat up that thief and set him on fire because YOU DON’T TOUCH OUR STUFF! We have what they call “self-esteem,” which means we like ourselves and think we can do very well for ourselves if others don’t interfere.
So what’s my point? I have no idea. I wouldn’t mind if the government was full of dumb people saying lots of dumb, mean things about us as long as they don’t have any actual power to make us do any of their foolish idea. People have thought that for a long time, though. It’s a neat idea, but when people see power, they grab for it. Especially useless people who think they need it to feel better about themselves.
Anyway, maybe Congress would try to push us around less if we got them some more hobbies or something.
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