As a zombie, I must once again voice my displeasure with this characterization of the zombie community. Why must we always be singled out for ridicule? Here we are, minding our own business…okay, perhaps we eat the occasional brain, but who doesn’t? And, I can see where conservatives would be concerned about that, but it’s not like we can eat liberal brains…I mean, think about that concept for one second. However, we don’t even breathe, so we don’t exhale dangerous CO2 and aren’t contributing to the greatest threat that faces the planet: Global warming…err…cooling…err, Al Gore.
Try being a zombie and sitting at one little league game with your zombie child for just one hour. The constant looks, stares, muttered comments, being approached for European modeling contracts. And, why does everyone assume that zombies can dance? One Michael Jackson video and we’re all Fat Freddie & The Rockets (mid-’70s sit-com reference there).
And another thing, not everyone that eats brains is a zombie. Sure, we’ve all heard the lingo. “There’s no such thing as being a little bit zombie,” or “Eat one brain and you’re a zombie” but sometimes you’re not really a zombie, just a Japanese businessman.
And, when someone makes a call to the police claiming that someone is breaking into our crypt, we simply show the cop our ID and thank him for checking it out…then we eat his brain. As for Gates, he’s what we zombies refer to as a “light snack”.
I liked the organic feel of Zo and Steven before PJTV, but they are getting better and better at addressing their strong points. I do miss Steven’s old home made skits filmed by brother Jordan Crowder, though.
I think Crowder does a much better job with this type of format. Zo is better with the rants, Crowder with the skits. Zo just doesn’t have the acting thing going on. That said, I love ’em both and this had some good moments. I think they’re both trying to feel their way through to find their niche. I’m wondering when PJTV is going to hire Frank to come on and read his Tweets.
What’s not to love? These is very intelligent people with common sense and an uncommon sense of humor!
LOL they’re everywhere!
head/ desk
Zo is just an absolutely brilliant satirist. We love his work, and always link to it.
Zo doesn’t know proper zombie etiquette?
Jewels: Dig your blog. Bookmarked it.
Zo and Crowder were much better before they joined PJTV
@ Midwestconservative,
I disagree. Zo’s old schtick was wearing a bit thin, and I found this entertaining. Crowder’s last two videos have been absolutely fabulous.
“Hang!”
5 stars!
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Excellent funny! Gates can suck it!
Great clip. Zo always entertains.
These are some fun-looking swords meant for use in the event of a zombiegeddon event.
when i catch my breath i am going to thank you rotflmao
As a zombie, I must once again voice my displeasure with this characterization of the zombie community. Why must we always be singled out for ridicule? Here we are, minding our own business…okay, perhaps we eat the occasional brain, but who doesn’t? And, I can see where conservatives would be concerned about that, but it’s not like we can eat liberal brains…I mean, think about that concept for one second. However, we don’t even breathe, so we don’t exhale dangerous CO2 and aren’t contributing to the greatest threat that faces the planet: Global warming…err…cooling…err, Al Gore.
Try being a zombie and sitting at one little league game with your zombie child for just one hour. The constant looks, stares, muttered comments, being approached for European modeling contracts. And, why does everyone assume that zombies can dance? One Michael Jackson video and we’re all Fat Freddie & The Rockets (mid-’70s sit-com reference there).
And another thing, not everyone that eats brains is a zombie. Sure, we’ve all heard the lingo. “There’s no such thing as being a little bit zombie,” or “Eat one brain and you’re a zombie” but sometimes you’re not really a zombie, just a Japanese businessman.
And, when someone makes a call to the police claiming that someone is breaking into our crypt, we simply show the cop our ID and thank him for checking it out…then we eat his brain. As for Gates, he’s what we zombies refer to as a “light snack”.
I didn’t know Zo was Honkeyphobic, I feel so bad for him.
so been doin this for years yet your traffic is getting less not more – answer is you suck at blogging and twitters
I liked the organic feel of Zo and Steven before PJTV, but they are getting better and better at addressing their strong points. I do miss Steven’s old home made skits filmed by brother Jordan Crowder, though.
I see loser bloggers.
I think Crowder does a much better job with this type of format. Zo is better with the rants, Crowder with the skits. Zo just doesn’t have the acting thing going on. That said, I love ’em both and this had some good moments. I think they’re both trying to feel their way through to find their niche. I’m wondering when PJTV is going to hire Frank to come on and read his Tweets.
That was a nice Michael Jackson tribute thrown in there.
I’ll take Zo’s schtick – original, regular, all-new, extra crispy or with zombies – over my beloved senators’ dimwittery any day of the week.
Dang it. Now I made myself hungry. Crispy zombies. Mmm.