Democrats are considering naming the health care bill after Ted Kennedy, which is actually kind of appropriate if you think about it.
TOP TEN WAYS THE HEALTH CARE BILL IS LIKE TED KENNEDY
10. It’s bloated beyond belief.
9. Liberals love it while completely ignoring the harm it will do to people.
8. While you’re dying, it will do nothing.
7. It has no concept of morality in its actions.
6. It will only make empty gestures of helping others while primarily being concerned about preserving its own power.
5. People in the Beltway think it’s great, while everyone else is like “WTF?”
4. Death of others considered only a mild inconvenience to it.
3. It’s often incomprehensible.
2. You shouldn’t let it near your daughter.
And the number one way the health care bill is like Ted Kennedy…
Soon, it will be dead.
If they make Scotch a primary treatment, I’m in.
I would say which ones were my favorite, but I loved them all so much, I can’t choose.
Best. Top Ten. EVER!
11. America is better off without it.
it helps the terrorist
Frank, you win: Best Post Ever!
Please, dear God, let number one be true.
12. The more the public finds out about it, the less they like it.
13. Ten years from now, it will still be dead.
Frnak really IS teh awesome
* It prattles on forever and no one can quite make out what it’s saying, but everyone knows for sure it isn’t good.
It’s fat, smells bad, and does nothing but cause destruction.
Both would stand a better chance of killing a young woman than of saving her life.
There once was a man named Ted.
He forced many women to his bed.
Now he is dead,
after a tumor went kabloomy in his head.
Both were conceived to repair the image of their predecessor’s
Both will leave you underwater
New-ObamaCare has been renamed in honor of Kennedy. The new name is available at my name.
The best entry on this blog EVER. The BEST, Jerry.
Ehh, Frank.
#4 —America is better off without it. The bill or Teddy ? In my opinion we are better off without BOTH!
While I would ordinarily wish to rise above the type of smarmy stuff the left employs about Bushiter and LordCheneyEvilGuy… Every damned one of these is true. Number 8 shoulda been the payoff — below the fold.
Kennedy’s grandson touting universal healthcare with the congregation repeating “Lord hear our prayer…” was about the straw that broke my back on this stuff. I pray that my kids aren’t slaves of the state through taxes, health restrictions and socialist theology.
Shamelessly stollen, and the comments additions added to it. Great work.
Totally spot on!!! You can’t change a leopard’s spots. Teddy was and always will be a hypocrit. He wanted something for us that he never would have accepted for himself. What they come up with next will still be a public option, universal heathcare, co-op or whatever they chose to name it based on their exhaustive desire to confuse the illiterate, uninformed, and tunnel visioned parts of this great country. Not to mention, WE THE WORKING PEOPLE OF AMERICA CANNOT AFFORD IT!
It was obvious during his funeral that he as all “for the children” as his young nephew was marched to the microphone to give the prayer for all democrats on behalf of BarryCare, not that a Kennedy child would ever be used as a prop on the national stage…
14. It won’t help Mary Jo Kopechne.
idiots…
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