It’s finally finished!
That was a hell of a lot more work than I ever anticipated, but I think you’ll get a kick out of the results. I re-tweaked the source and used as many of your submissions as I thought I could reasonably get away with, so the counts do not match my original request post, but it doesn’t really matter anyway.
I started by using at least one submission from everyone that participated, then went back and started filling in random words from the lists where they seemed to fit best.
For those that would like to see the original rant, it came from the Democratic Underground (which I will not link directly), but you can find a copy of it at the much more link-friendly DUmmie FUnnies, a site which seeks out and pokes fun at the most unhinged rantings of the left, where they also include a link to the original should you care to tempt fate and venture into the open sewer that is DU.
I will warn you, however, that there is a whole lot of foul language in the original that we edited out in our much cleaner and far more sane version!
The final mad-lib(eral) is below the fold due to its length. Thanks to all who participated!