What you wingnuts don’t realize is without the stimulus unemployment would be at a million percent right now.
Instead of the already nebulous “saved or created,” I guess it should really be “saved or created or imagined.”
Turning a nice juicy grape into a weird little raisin is a neat trick, but I don’t get why you’d want to keep doing it.
“Look at this puppy. This puppy wants universal health care. Why are you mean to a puppy?”
Swine flu is bad, but just wait until we have to deal with swine rage virus.
For the people calling it a health care “crisis,” when was it last not in crisis?
I’m guessing it’s a “crisis” whenever these greedy little morons aren’t controlling everything.
Somehow America has survived more than 230 years with its health care in crisis.
For all you people who think Republicans are wingnut morons, they’ll be half the people making your health care decisions.
My Democratic Representative voted “no” on Obamacare, BTW. Now what do I do with all this tar (what to do with the feathers is obvious)?
Anyway, it was nice to take break from important things like unemployment and war to tackle a pet issue.
Can we start a new country but sue for rights to the name United States of America? They can be like Sissy-Scared-of-Freedom-stan.
We should probably save some griping for if Obamacare – God forbid – actually makes it through the Senate. Just to be clear, God won’t actually forbid it. We’re free to screw this country up in any way we want.
My advice, invest in the space program. Ever read “The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress”? That’s our best chance for freedom.
Let’s face it: Liberty is a fun idea, but at the end of the day it scares people.
I think it would be good for the Republicans to make sure there isn’t an American who doesn’t understand the phrase “TANSTAAFL.”
David Caruso hasn’t done a traditional sunglasses opening to CSI: Miami in over a season. If it’s because you make fun of him, I’m mad!
Watched “Are You Under the Impression You Can Move in a Rhythmic Fashion.” Don’t want to sound homophobic, but I’m scared of how gay it is.
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