Elwin presents, “The Continuing Adventures of Dubya”
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President Obama stood before the press next to Senator Reid. “I want you to know that I fully forgive Reid for his remarks about my skin color and black dialect–”
“‘Negro’ dialect,” Reid corrected.
“Yes, that. Anyway, he is forgiven and we can get away from this distraction to the important business of the American people.”
Obama and Reid then headed into the White House. As soon as they were inside and the doors were closed, Obama started violently smacking Reid about the head. “Dumb honky!”
“Ahh! Why are you so angry?!” Reid cried. “Was your welfare check late?”
Obama smacked Reid even harder. “For the last time, it’s a government paycheck, not a welfare check! Dumb honky! Now get out of here!”
Reid started to flee for the door, but stopped just before leaving and quickly pulled his wallet out of his suit jacket and then put it back.
Obama ran over and started smacking him again. “Did you just check whether your wallet was still there? Dumb honky! Every time I try to do anything, there always has to be honkies ruining it!”
Reid kept trying to cover his head. “This is why I’m scared of black people!”
Obama kept smacking him. “You only think you’re scared! I will make you scared! Now get out of here!”
Reid got out the door and ran off. Then Vice President Biden entered the room. “Mr. President, we need–”
Obama ran over and started smacking Biden. “Dumb honky!”
“What did I say?!”
Obama kept smacking him. “Nothing yet, but knowing you, you were about to so I decided I might as well get started.”
“You’re crazier than a yellow chinaman!”
“DUMB HONKY!”
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Two from Basil of IMAO and Basil’s Blog:
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If the average Chihuahua were as large as a pit bull, it would never stop killing.
I believe in Climate Change. So if it gets too hot, we don’t have to worry because eventually the climate will change.
I’ve heard from inside sources that so far Obama has done a very good job as president today.
Can’t believe the reporter didn’t follow up with Reid with, “Could you please demonstrate that dialect? Talk right into the mike.”
The scandal is over since we found Reid himself was the source for the comments; we know we can’t trust anything he says.
What other kind of bergs are there than the ice kind?
So are Democrats going to eventually get it so we get everything for free and never have to work, because I might be for that?
I’m somewhat glad they’re rebooting Spider-man. Spider-man is supposed to be energetic and wisecracking, i.e., not Tobey Maguire.
Obama on Reid: “If we threw out ever dumb honkey in the Senate, there wouldn’t be enough people left for a vote.”
My hope for the DailyCaller.com is it finally explains the thought process that ends in you leaving your house wearing a bow tie.
WHY IS ELECTRICITY ALWAYS HURTING ME?!!
John Casey from Chuck is perhaps my favorite openly-conservative character on TV… not that there’s many to choose from.
The new progressive revolution looks like it has as much longevity as a fart lit on fire.
