Honorable Senator and professional grumpy old man Arlen Specter angrily told Congresswoman Michele Bachmann to “act like a lady” when she interrupted him during a radio talk show interview.
I ain’t Miss Manners, but that seems a little inappropriate for a discussion between duly elected Congresscritters.
Wonder what’s prodding old Switchin’ Specter’s irritable bowels to get him in such a huff?
I speculate thusly:
* Not used to having women talk back to him. Heck, he’s still getting used to the notion of pushbuttons on his telephone.
* Kids on his lawn again, and him not sitting in his favorite yellin’ chair.
* Feeling conflicted – yeah, Kennedy’s seat went to a Republican, but at least their ain’t some broad sitting in it.
* Hates that every new invention starts with a lower case “i”. Misses the days when the prefix “electro” was cat’s pajamas.
* Still upset that Barbara Boxer got called “ma’am“, instead of the proper honorific, “Little Missy”.
* Wet Depends
* Bachmann is a German name, and it’s just too soon to start trusting the Krauts again.
* Really, really misses Rosebud.
* Not barefoot – fine. Not pregnant – fine. Couldn’t she have at least called that radio show from her kitchen?
* Once jilted by a flapper named “Michele”
Anyone else care to venture a guess?