Someone calling themselves “Ellie Light” is getting the same pro-Obama letter to the editor published in newspapers all across the country, but claims to have a different home town in each one.
Anyone else notice that it’s an anagram for “I legit? Hell!”?
This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com
Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.
NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.
From The Real Barry Soetero:
Picture from Meredyth, caption by me (Harvey):
My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:
From Adam:
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From me (Harvey):
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This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:
That One has a blank sign. Help him out by filling it in with the appropriate words:
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#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.
#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.
MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.
STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.
Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
Wax Tadpole presents: “Hippie Alert!”
Take a hippie-punch at fame by creating your own IMAO-worthy video at Xtranormal (“If you can type, you can make movies“). Send a link to harvolson-at-gmail.com and I’ll give it a look. If it’s PG-13 and doesn’t suck too terribly bad, I’ll post it and let the readers throw roses and/or tomatoes at you.
That’s right: Chimps are now making movies.
If you were afraid that the revolution wouldn’t be televised when the apes takeover, now it will be.
I don’t expect this to go very far, though, because the chimps will soon be blackballed for not being union. Still, I’m going to be trigger happy next time I see a camera thinking it might be a chimp.
John Hawkins of Right Wing News did a poll of right-wing bloggers on current choice of Republican candidate for 2012, and the results are not too surprising. I don’t expect Fred Thompson to run again and no one currently mentioned is really lighting a fire under me, though. I’d kinda like a Cheney — preferably Dick Cheney but another Cheney will do. Dick Cheney already has so much fun batting Obama around on issues of national security, it would be fun to see that for a whole campaign. People don’t like Dick Cheney, though, but after the huge failure of Obama I think people will know the folly of electing a likable president.
Obama skipped out on jury duty he was like:
OBAMA: I’m the president. I’m doing important stuff.
COURT: No you’re not. You’re just screwing around.
OBAMA: I have a State of the Union address to deliver Wednesday.
COURT: You’re on TV talking all the friggin’ time. No one cares anymore.
OBAMA: Jury duty sounds boring! You go away! I’m the president!
COURT: I know it sounds hard, but you’re actually qualified for this job. You just have to sit and listen to the arguments and–
OBAMA: I can’t listen to other people. It’s a medical condition. I have a doctor’s note. I can only talk myself. If you try to make me sit in a room and not speak, my brain will explode.
COURT: That sounds made up.
OBAMA: You sound made up!
COURT: You’re not getting out of this.
OBAMA: Yes I am! I don’t every do anything I don’t want to! Like all my campaign promises!
Non-Muslims aren’t allowed in Mecca, but what about robots?
Obama could get a lot more people to watch SOTU if he made the announcement for the new Apple tablet.
Life is fun. Still, I wouldn’t get too attached to it.
Obama says he now might be able to find some time to work on the economy in between his pet projects.
Why can’t we make satellites that can get their signals indoors? I don’t care if it will kill small birds.
What should I get my wife for Valentine’s Day? Do you think she’ll like nunchucks?
Everybody on the internet, just chill for a sec. Dude.
In my new Pajamas Media column, I look into what exactly are we worried about if Jesus or the Bible gets referenced by our troops in the Middle East and whether there might be a strategic advantage to that.
