My wife wants our dog to be more like the cats, but I’d rather my pit bull not randomly attack me when she’s bored.
Hitler makes everything funnier. Except war.
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Punch him in the face and you shut him up now.
Never read Zinn, but he seemed like a favorite of pretentious Hollywood types who wanted to think they were smart.
I use my brain for thinking and, when running, ballast.
“Dana Bash” is a good name for the alterego of She-Hulk.
Oh. For a second I was pretty scared there. I thought the president said he was going to make a new high-speed quail.
I read “Catcher in the Rye”, but all I remember was the main character getting beaten up over a prostitute and I think there was ice skating
If something has corn syrup in it, it should count as a serving of vegetables.
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