Isn’t buying insurance for someone with a pre-existing condition not insurance at all but a handout?
Dissent is the highest form of patriotism. And if you dissent by smoking pot, it’s even higher.
Actually, scientists have determined that the highest form of patriotism is punching a hippie.
One day, Obama needs to sit down and tell his VP, “Biden, you got this problem: Your mouth moves and sound comes out of it.”
If they made the Count from Sesame Street Dirty Harry, he’d never lose track of his bullets.
I think the theory is someone will have to read the health care bill and find what’s in it before it can be implemented.
If we all have to pay everyone’s health care, can we at least vote on who we’d rather let die than treat? I’m going to start with all of Congress. Next, the Black Eyed Peas.
9 days until the iPad! I’m so excited to see what the hell we’re supposed to do with them!
It is said that only a virgin can tame a rhinoceros.
Unicorn = Rhinoceros – Lizard
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