Guess Obama’s Password

A Frenchman hacked into Obama’s Twitter account by simply guessing the President’s password.

According to the UK press, “the key word is said to have included the name of his beloved dog, Bo.”

So… what do you think Obama’s new password is?

Respond in the comments. Best guess wins High Praise!

I’m guessing that it’s related to his wife this time, so maybe “Lursa“.

How not to treat a friend

Barack Obama continues to show he’s no friend of Israel.

This week, he refused to allow pictures of his meeting with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. Then, Obama walked out of the meeting.

After failing to extract a written promise of concessions on settlements, Mr Obama walked out of his meeting with Mr Netanyahu but invited him to stay at the White House, consult with advisers and “let me know if there is anything new”, a US congressman, who spoke to the Prime Minister, said.

“It was awful,” the congressman said. One Israeli newspaper called the meeting “a hazing in stages”, poisoned by such mistrust that the Israeli delegation eventually left rather than risk being eavesdropped on a White House telephone line.

The United States has a long history with Israel. The U.S. was the first nation to recognize Israel.

But that was when we had strong leadership in the White House. And, yes, it was a Democrat that issued the recognition: Harry S Truman.

Now, we have someone in the Oval Office who defends Israel’s enemies while constantly criticizing our strongest ally in the Middle East.

In the 2008 election, nearly 80% of the Jewish vote went to Obama.

How’s that workin’ out for ya?

Cuban health care, coming soon to a doctor near you

Liberals should be proud.

Thanks to them, you won’t have to go to Cuba to get Cuban health insurance. You’ll be able to get that in the USA.

Fidel Castro praised the recent passage of Obamacare:

Cuban revolutionary leader Fidel Castro on Thursday declared passage of American health care reform “a miracle” and a major victory for Obama’s presidency, but couldn’t help chide the United States for taking so long to enact what communist Cuba achieved decades ago.

“We consider health reform to have been an important battle and a success of his (Obama’s) government,” Castro wrote in an essay published in state media

If you voted for Obama, this is what you voted for.

Don’t tell me “Oh, no, Cuban health care isn’t what I had in mind.” Because I told you so. Dumbass.

And the worst of it? Some people will be saying that being like Cuba is a good thing. Dumbasses.

In the 2008 election, 67% of the Hispanic vote went to Obama.

How’s that workin’ out for ya?

Important Note

I don’t use my last name that often on IMAO, so this doesn’t come up a bit, but I saw it a lot when people were suggesting names for the IMAO baby. So I just want to make this clear:

Fleming is spelled with one ‘m’.

Yeah, my name was spelled correctly multiple times right there in the post, but people kept going off and putting two ‘m’s in it. I hear there are such things as two ‘m’ Flemings, but they’re probably pretty rare and inbred and freakish. As a rule, Fleming is only spelled with one ‘m’. But people like to put two in it for some reason. I don’t know why. Some people like the comedy of Dane Cook. Not everything I understand.

Anyway, misspelling my last name is a little pet peeve of mine. No big deal, though. But if I see it again, that’s instant banning. And I’ll try to block your ip address to so you can’t even visit this site. And I’ll wish your death. I won’t actually do anything about it, but I will wish it.

Thanks!

Pinata

Lately, it seems like Democrats look at taxpayers as a bunch of pinatas they can hang from trees and whack with sticks to get all the goodies to fall out. And so far all the Republicans have been able to do is make sure the Democrats wear blindfolds when they do it.

The New Nazis

Ann Coulter had to cancel a speech at the University of Ottawa because of the angry mob that showed up. The neo-liberals have always been uncomfortable with free speech. At even the suggestion of someone having an opposing view to theirs, they get stirred up to the point of violence. Of course, they justify their behavior by saying the other side is angry and hateful and must be stopped at all costs.

I guess the new Nazis would be liberals locking up Jews or some other group to prevent those people from being “oppressive and violent.”

Which is really just the old Nazis.

In Obama Amerika

In Obama Amerika, conditions pre-exist YOU.

Viagra for Rapists

So Democrats rejected an amendment to the health care bill that would have prevented giving Viagra to rapists and pedophiles. So why do Democrats support giving erections to rapists? Well, I think if you were to identify the heart of modern liberalism, it’s pedophilia. Kind of like how at the behind all our ideas like tax cuts and liberty is our racism, everything from health care to the environment that the liberals push on the American people is part of their end game of social acceptability of pedophilia. “Fairness”, “Progressive”, “Reality-Based” – these are all just liberal codewords for buggering children.

So next time you see liberals at some “anti-war rally” (I don’t even want to tell you what that’s really about), keep kids away from them.

Random Thoughts

Isn’t buying insurance for someone with a pre-existing condition not insurance at all but a handout?

Dissent is the highest form of patriotism. And if you dissent by smoking pot, it’s even higher.

Actually, scientists have determined that the highest form of patriotism is punching a hippie.

One day, Obama needs to sit down and tell his VP, “Biden, you got this problem: Your mouth moves and sound comes out of it.”

If they made the Count from Sesame Street Dirty Harry, he’d never lose track of his bullets.

I think the theory is someone will have to read the health care bill and find what’s in it before it can be implemented.

If we all have to pay everyone’s health care, can we at least vote on who we’d rather let die than treat? I’m going to start with all of Congress. Next, the Black Eyed Peas.

9 days until the iPad! I’m so excited to see what the hell we’re supposed to do with them!

It is said that only a virgin can tame a rhinoceros.

Unicorn = Rhinoceros – Lizard