Apparently, people are calling up health insurance companies wondering when they get their free health care, because, you know, the supporters of Obamacare are smart people.
Anyway, here is the free health care plan info that I got directly from the White House website:
The health care plan does not come fully in effect until 2014. In 2014, you will get your free health care plan delivered by a unicorn — which is yours to keep FREE just as Obama promised. When you stroke the unicorn’s horn, it should crap rainbows. If it doesn’t crap rainbows, we will have a hotline setup for unicorn troubleshooting. Also, if you are not satisfied with your free health care, we have another number you can call and we’ll send someone to your house to explain to you why you should be satisfied and maybe shake you and yell at you a bit.
So make sure to spread that info around to avoid any further confusion.