The Insane Clown Posse have a point: There are a lot of miracles all around us, and we should take time to notice them.
Also, I’ve taken advanced physics and can describe magnetic forces, but we don’t really know how magnets work.
NASA would like me to tell you that if the moon explodes soon, it has nothing to do with the secret space rocket.
I have a slogan the Republicans can use for the election this year: “Change we can change in.”
Actual line from AZ bill: “If someone looks Mexicany and doesn’t have his papers, you can whomp him with a stick.”
I wonder if the AZ law means I might finally have buyer for my Mexi-Cannon idea.
Actual line from AZ bill: “Dey took are jahbs!”
Illegal immigration is all America’s fault for having a border.
If an illegal immigration squish like McCain approves of the AZ law, then it obviously doesn’t go far enough!
I’m for getting rid of borders. Easiest way: Have America conquer all of earth.
New meaningless exclamation I’m going to try out for surprise/shock: “Bacon-eating Mohammad!”
A lot of people are saying they won’t go to AZ with all the bigots there, but Mexicans seem to like the place.
Who exactly is David Brooks’s audience? Who wants to read that?
I love the mature trees in our neighborhood. When we were in a new development, it was nothing but fart jokes from the trees.
Actual line from AZ bill: “One can’t be considered suspicious just because he’s Hispanic. He has to be REALLY Hispanic.”
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