I like coming up with horrible puns, but I don’t usually post them because they’re so horrible. I’m going to post one now, but here is your warning it is horrible. I don’t want you reading it and them complaining it’s awful and not funny because I already know that. It’s so bad, it may cause you to never find me funny again. We’re talking like a pun so horrible, it’s physically painful. So once again, if you choose to read the pun, don’t come crying to me because I’m giving you plenty of warning here. You did this to yourself.
Q. What medicine can you take to keep yourself from making innuendo?
A. Ex-“That’s What She Said”-rin
That’s the bestest IMAO post ever! Take down the Nuke The Moon essay and delete all those posts about the Limey Wars. Nothing else is needed for humor. Ever.
Oh Noes! where do I turn myself in for treatment? I laughed out loud!
Yup, I was warned. I drove in anyway.
Good show, Frank! I haven’t had such a good, hearty sigh in a long time.
Well done!!
My Ex never said that I said that. And her name wasn’t “Rin.”
]To keep from committing innuendo, I take phenylphalylfiddlediddleine.
Booo. Hissss.
Hmm. I don’t get it.
Is that a good thing?
Frank, did SarahK say that after demanding a quart of pickle juice and ice cream for nourishment? You really gotta perfect that strap-&-carry method we talked about.
Bravo! Best Eyjafjallajökulling pun I’ve ever seen.
You gave me fair warning and I ignored it.
I must be part liberal to be that stupid.
Most PUNS should be PUNSishable. This was not very PUNnt. You PUNted this one. You oPUNed a can of worms. Okay. I’ll stop. I promise.
I’ve heard worse. That one actually wasn’t that bad, IMO.
Very Punny
Argh! It hurts … but it hurts so good!
Oscar Wilde (or was it Shaw?) said that a pun is two-thirds of a joke. I think he was being generous.
you did warn us. but WOW…that was a pun.