Just when you like to have heroes like the Founding Fathers, you find out that George Washington has a library fine of $300,000. That’s right; he checked out a book and never returned it. He was all like, “I’m George Washington! I made this country! I do what I want! If you get in my face, I’ll shoot you like you’s British!” All the Founding Fathers were malcontents. Benjamin Franklin would jaywalk constantly. James Madison liked to litter. And Thomas Jefferson was into insane conspiracy theories.
Wait, I got Thomas Jefferson confused with Ron Paul; it’s easy to do.
You (You’re?) like ’em both, Frank.
So, we’ve excused massive debt owed to us by countries that hate us, yet they continue to assess fines on two library books from George Washington. Libs in action.
John Adams pulled the tags off of mattresses.
Nobody’s perfect. Especially an old white man!
It has been rumored that George Washington also used Campaign Funds to purchase three barrels of whiskey in the run for his second term.
Just think, we even know what books George Washington took out of the library like 300 years ago but nobody knows what grades Obama got wherever he allegedly went to school etc etc etc. What’s wrong with this picture?
Good point, but Don’t worry, I’m sure they’ll let us see his school records…
in 300 years.