In a recent poll, 87% said they think English should be America’s official language. That’s a lot of people. 9% disagreed, and 4% answered “Qué?”
Right now, we like unofficially have an official language of English. So when people are trying to pander on amnesty, they’re always like, “We’ll make sure they have to learn English first.” Why? It’s not the official language. It’s just the language the Declaration of Independence and Constitution were written in and the language anyone with aspirations beyond dishwasher learns. Other countries learn English just because it’s the language we speak and thus the language of success, so it’s pretty silly we ever even act like people can come to this country and not learn it.
Of course, there are some people afraid that if we make English the official language, then people are going to then beat people up who don’t speak English. That’s ridiculous. We’re just going to beat up hippies, regardless of what language they speak. In fact, when we can understand them, it only makes us angrier.
It could be worse, though: We could have two official languages like Quebec. There everything written in English also has to be repeated in unintelligible monkey jibber. That’s just unworkable. Think if when we have dinosaurs with rocket launchers and the law required that they have to respond to multiple languages so as not to be discriminatory. Can dinosaurs even learn that many languages? I don’t know because there hasn’t been good studies on dinosaur intelligence since most of our knowledge comes from the dumb ones who fell in tar.
One more thing: If we make English our official language, we should change its name to “American.” It’s our language now; we own it!
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