Eric Holder is really sure the Arizona bill is a bad bill worthy of condemnation even though he never read it. It’s kinda like with the Democrats saying how super important it was to pass the health care bill even though none of them knew what was in it.

So why don’t Democrats read bills? I can think of two possibilities:

1. They have magical psychic powers and can know what’s in a bill without reading it.

2. They’re illiterate.

The politicians often argue they’re just too busy to read all these bills they’re voting on and commenting on. Busy doing what, though? Don’t they get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars a year to make laws and enforce laws? Wouldn’t you think part of that generous salary would be maybe reading those laws? What exactly do they do all day to earn their money? They already have these useless jobs where just sit around and talk and occasionally vote; is it really so much to ask they do some honest work and read these important bills? The Arizona one they’re all freaking out about isn’t even that long.

Maybe we should write all our bills in Spanish. Then we can hire illegal aliens to read them since apparently that’s yet another one of those jobs Americans won’t do.

So a liberal notices that the media focused way more on economic hard times in the early 80’s than they are with similar unemployment now. Kevin Drum really seems baffled by why the left-wing media which hated Reagan was constantly harping on the bad economic times yet that same media is much more subdued when such a focus would seem critical to their liberal golden child. So Kevin Drum puts on his smart person glasses and tries to figure out that conundrum by meticulously analyzing employment patterns.

Makes me think of a guy who wanders into a forest and is surprised to see so many leaves on the ground. So he carefully analyzes the soil and does spectral analysis on it to see if there is some leaf producing thing that could explain the phenomenon. And you just want to grab him and shake him violently and scream, “LOOK UP IN TREES! WHY WON’T YOU JUST LOOK UP AT THE TREES?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! HOW HARD DO YOU HAVE TO WORK TO BE THIS THICK-HEADED?! AHHHH!” And then you shake him until the police drag you away.

So why do so many liberals have such a blind eye to the media’s left-wing bias; why is it so hard for them to acknowledge the sky is blue? My best guess is that if they admitted the media tilts heavily liberal, then that means their ideas actually get an unfair amount of positive focus and yet are still soundly rejected by the public at large, and that’s just too bitter a pill to swallow.

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