Reason has the winners for their Everybody Draw Muhammad Day contest. I like the one where you have to search for Muhammad if you want to be offended. I didn’t draw Muhammad today, but I have a good excuse: I’m lazy.

Sometime its hard to sympathize with fellow human beings. There are those who you just can’t see how they are anything like you and instead they seem like something separate and monstrous. Just like whoever came up with the London Olympics mascots:

I just can’t understand how a fellow human being could have a thought process that would lead to these things.

It seems that Olympic mascots are forgettable, but maybe it’s more like they tend to be so idiotic we tend to suppress remembering them. Whatever happened to just having a guy in lion costume? That’s what we should do next time America hosts the Olympics:

“Here’s our mascot: A guy in a lion costume. We chose him because lions are fierce and stuff. What? You’re asking what his name is? Um… Leo, I guess. That sounds like a lion’s name.”

That would be awesome.

Why do you pay so much in taxes? According to Pelosi, it so you can help people quit their jobs and be artists and musicians. Just what this economy needs: More people drawing stuff.

I don’t get the full time artist. Art is supposed to reflect life and truth, but how are you going to know any truth to do art about if you never do anything? You have to have a real job and experiences or all your art will reflect are what other artists think, and I will tell you that no one cares what they think. Art is a hobby, and there is no right in this country to make a living doing a hobby. It’s good it’s hard to be a full time artist, because then only the few best will do it and the rest will have jobs involving making things people actually need. We only hurt this country by making it easier to be useless for a living.

What is the liberals’ vision for the future? I guess they all get to sit around all day reflecting on how smart they are and occasionally creating a piece of art while all the real work is handled by illegal Mexicans who don’t know English and are perfectly happy in their underclass status and love the care their liberal masters provide. America will be the liberals’ plantation. And they’ll probably all die out in the first couple days of the robots wars.

During the visit from Mexican President Calderon where everyone got to whine about the Arizona law, Obama said, “In the 21st century, we are defined not by our borders, but by our bonds.”

Is there a better example of meaningless gobbledygook? What exactly is that supposed to mean? Are we going to now deport people for illegally crossing our bonds? Why waste time saying things that don’t mean anything? I guess the only other alternative than Obama saying something meaningless was saying nothing at all, and that’s not really an option.

We are defined by our borders. Borders define the boundaries in countries. Apparently, the bond between Mexico and the U.S. is that they don’t respect that definition. Mexico severely enforces its south border while ignoring our border to their north; we just encourage that behavior by acting like we’re all friends.

What a real president should have done when Calderon started whining about Arizona enforcing federal law was slap him in the face and say, “Hey! That’s an American state you’re talking about! And you’re in America so you better respect that before my fist illegally immigrates into your face! Yeah, that’s right: I will drop you.”

I guess that might mess up our “bonds” though, and then how would we ever define America’s sovereignty?