IMAO is now officially announcing a boycott of Arizona. We have heard that the new anti-illegal immigration law in Arizona could be “racist and stuff,” and since IMAO is against all forms of racism not directed at the Irish, we have to take a stand against it. So IMAO will do no trade with Arizona, and IMAO employees are forbidden to go to Arizona as part of official business.
Yes, we expect our boycott to devastate Arizona’s economy — people will probably even die — and it will hurt IMAO, too, as a lot of parts needed for putting rocket launchers on dinosaurs are only made in Arizona, but this is a measure we think is needed when a lot of people say something is “racist and stuff.”
While we’re at it, we’re also boycotting Los Angeles and San Francisco because they are full of weirdos. If you guys want IMAO business again, put all your weirdos in a boat and push the boat out into sea. You just have way too many weirdos; we can’t even stand to look at you. I’m also boycotting sand. I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. So it won’t get my business.
That is all.