Glad Thundercats is coming back, but I never got why Mumra didn’t just kill them all when they were distracted with a laser pointer.
If it’s any consolation, Galarraga’s not quite perfect game is getting more attention than an actual perfect game would have. Also, with this experience, I’m sure it will be even easier for him to throw a perfect game the next time.
We need robot umpires who never make mistakes and seldom try to kill all humans.
Maybe it’s time to finally admit that baseball is a sport from back when Americans had longer attention spans and has no place now.
I think our dog has lost weight. For the first time ever, she was able to slip under the gate and run into the neighbor’s house.
Too many countries working on nukes. We need to colonize Mars so we have an escape hatch.
For the record, I don’t actually care whether Obama is focused on the spill or not. I don’t see how he can do anything useful.
Unless he decides to nuke the leak.
How important is it that the president pretend to care about disasters? Politicians are sociopaths; they don’t actually care about anything.
If we want a president who can convincingly pretend to care, let’s elect an actor. Actually, that worked out pretty well last time.
Anyone know what Al Gore’s been doing since the separation because I thought I saw him in my backyard last night.
They tried to get a photo op of Obama cleaning off oil-covered birds, but he kept accidentally killing them. He’s like Lenny.
Helen Cartman: “Why don’t the Israelis go back to San Francisco with the rest of the Jews!”
Let’s not rehash that Obama birth certificate nonsense. He was born in Hawaii; I’ve seen him hula dance.
You know what the left imagines Tea Party members to be like? That’s what Jackie Knotts actually is.
Anyone ever figure out what Grimace from McDonald’s is? As a kid, I always assumed he was the souls of dead samurai given form.
Ends up my grandma left me some government bonds. If I cash those in, will I bankrupt the country?
So has Encyclopedia Brown been rendered completely obsolete by the internet?
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