lolterizt! Part 110

This week terrorists, next week That One. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.


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My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

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PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

HAT TIP: Brian of Snapped Shot‘s magnificent EvilFeed – the world’s best source for ripe-for-captioning terrorist photos.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Obama Loves Big Oil

I was wondering what happened to Steven Crowder as I hadn’t gotten a video from him in a while. Maybe he thinks he’s too good for us now that he’s a FOX News commentator. Well, here’s his Louder with Crowder from hosing RedEye last night:

Idea for Mexico

So Mexico is joining the lawsuit against the Arizona law. Basically, their whole country now depends on a broken border system, so they’re all in on us having an immigration mess. I’ve been wondering, though, have they ever thought of just burning down Mexico and collecting the insurance money? I mean, this whole having a country thing was obviously a mistake for them, and right now the insurance on it has to be a lot more than the country is actually worth. With all that money, they can give up having a country and maybe just live in the Bahamas or something.

Excerpts from General McChrystal’s Memoir

General McChrystal is working on a memoir of his time with the Obama administration, and IMAO has exclusively obtained some excerpts from it.

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I think the indication I we had that maybe President Obama was a bit of a wimp on the issue of war was when we first entered the room he sank in his chair and shrieked, “Scary military men!” And I wasn’t sure how much of our plans he actually heard since most of the time he was curled up in a ball under the table, sobbing uncontrollably.

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President Obama tired to be more engaged in the war planning, remaking how he liked all the pretty colors on the maps. He became disengaged again, though, when he couldn’t figure out how to relate the war in Afghanistan to passing a health care bill.

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I had to waste a lot of time again today answering Biden’s questions, repeatedly having to explain to him what a helmet is. I for one don’t know why they don’t make him wear one regularly.

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In retrospect, the way I gave Obama a wedgie in front of everyone and then forced him to do a mass e-mail telling everyone he has girl parts where man parts should be may have undermined his credibility as a leader and probably was a mistake.

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I eventually decided to just go ahead and tell Obama that we had tried hugs in Afghanistan because I got tired of him asking if we did at the beginning of each meetings. And how many times do I have to explain to him that you can’t replace the explosives in our bombs with rainbows?

No Moratorium on Offshore Drilling

I’m glad a judge struck down that moratorium on offshore drilling, because I was really afraid I’d have to do my drilling in the middle of the night when no one was watching which is dangerous. See, I had just gotten an oil rig recently because I really like oil and want lots of it. BTW, drilling is not that easy. Well, it seemed easy for a while because water is super easy to drill through, but eventually I hit that hard stuff that’s under the water and it wasn’t so easy anymore. Still, eventually I’ll get that oil and stockpile barrels of it in my backyard. Then, when Obama causes the country to collapse and it’s like Mad Max, I’ll be able to use my oil stockpile to be King of Idaho. Pretty cool five-year plan, huh?

Random Thoughts

What was Obama thinking trying to tell a general what to do in the first place? Chickenhawk!

Not only is what McChyrstal did rank insubordination, it made Obama cry and thus just looks mean.

It should be noted that McChrystal would be a good name for quality flower vases sold at McDonald’s.

How do you drill under thousands of feet of water? I guess you use a cordless drill.

There isn’t really a good option for Obama in this whole McChrystal thing. Luckily, my only job is to criticize whatever he decides.

BREAKING: McChrystal has not resigned and has challenged Obama to fisticuffs.

BREAKING: McChrystal has released a memo making fun of Obama’s ears and has apologized to BP.

When McChrystal and Obama meet face to face, what do you think is the chance McChrystal will slap Obama?

So who wasn’t aware that electing Obama president was like putting a box of puppies in charge of the military?

Obama is either going to get criticized for being weak for not firing McChrystal or for screwing up Afghanistan strategy by firing him. And I mean criticized by me.

The Democrats did submit a budget. I thought it was the number 8, but I was holding it sideways.

If one of my generals insulted me like that, I’d probably cry and not play Command & Conquer again for like a week.

When Democrats have to give up on the “Republicans are just a bunch of white racists” narrative, that’s the end of the Democratic Party.