So BP has assured us they care about “small people”. And who can’t be assured by a German-sounding guy talking about how small you are?
“You are all small people to us who are easily crushed or covered in oil and forgotten, but we will not do this to you despite how tiny and insignificant you are because of our caring and such.”
That’s still a better response than that of Obama, whose answer to oil gushing out into the ocean is that we need to build windmills.
So if you’re wondering when the leak will stop, be prepared to tell stories to your grandchildren about how parts of the ocean used to not be black and flammable.
Oh, Frank. I was swallowing coffee that time and it didn’t make it.
Jimmy – so Frank caused a spill, huh? Black liquid spewing all over your environment.
I suggest you refuse any help with the clean up and don’t bother getting out any paper towels to soak up the mess. Just sit around looking at it for a couple of months. Then demand that he give you $20 billion.
I hate the ocean! It’s salty and it makes my skin itch! What kind of moron fills up a body of water with salt? That’s just silly!
Germans always cared about “small” people and their small nations. Belguim, France, Spain, and other small nations.
Actually this was likely a mis translation. He ment to “suckers”.
So the Obama solution to stop the leak is build windmills, and the BP solution is to do nothing.
Over at the liberal blogs (home of the poo-flingers) the big headline is that a sperm whale has died in the gulf. We better see if it was Bill Clinton or Algore on vacation down there.
So now we’re all Clevelanders, huh?
And, the democrats aren’t offended by the “small people” remark, just offended that anyone would care what the “small people” want.
Let’s use another source of deepwater oil, WHALES!
My liberal relatives in Massachusetts kept re-electing Teddy Kennedy because “He took care of the little people”. I’m sort of tall, so I got the heck out of there in 1967 (actually, LBJ awarded me an all-expenses-paid tropical tour.) I never have understood the democratic politician’s interest in “little people”. Are they ALL pedophiles?
I knew it! They’re not so smart after all. How smart could they be if they drink oil? They’re no smarter than pelicans.
@Enemy of the State: Thank you for serving.
Obama
black and flammable
I see what you did there, Frank….
How white of them.
Germans have always cared about the “small people”… That’s why they took time to gas them before they put them in the ovens!