So I’m learning all about birthing stuff for when little Buttercup is ready to come into this world, and one thing I learned so far has really bothered me. See, there are these things called “Braxton Hicks contractions”, which are some mild, non-painful contractions that happen weeks before real labor.
So here is my obvious problem with them: I assume women have had these since time immemorial, so why are they named after some guy? I can only assume thousands of years ago, women were like, “Hey, I’m having these early contraction thingees” but no one came up with a name for them then? But then one day, some scientist, John Braxton Hicks, says, “We had assumed the early contractions women complained about were just a product of their feeble, female minds, but I have proved they exist, so we shall name them after me!”
Scientists are a bunch of jerks.