So Pelosi says she’s going to investigate the funding of people against the ground zero mosque. That’s kind of crazy, but just to make things easier I get my opinions funded by like GoogleAds, BlogsAds, and some t-shirt sales (oh yeah, buy my t-shirts).

Still, I’m pretty curious how liberals get their money. So many of them are so useless I’m not sure how they get any money. And as for Pelosi, shouldn’t our capitalistic system mean someone like her should be out starving on the streets? How does her having any money make sense? Do you know she makes $223,500 a year as Speaker? $223,500 just to be stupid and annoy people? You can find liberals who do that for free all the time, and really they should never make more than $0 doing that but people keep making made up jobs like “community organizer” to get them paid to pester people. That’s weird and wrong and we need and investigation into how liberals get money. The less money liberals have, the more money we’ll have being used usefully in our economy. And the less annoyed we’ll be.

Obama recently tied up LA traffic, angering the usually liberal LA against him. That got me thinking, with Obama taking the unpopular stance on about everything combined with his arrogant attitude, there’s little left he can do to turn even more people against him. But if that’s his goal, here’s some ideas:

WAYS OBAMA CAN STILL TURN EVEN MORE PEOPLE AGAINST HIM

* Change the national anthem to people blowing into a vuvuzela.

* Go on vacation so much that most your speeches are given from Disney World.

* Make it so everyone gets an automated call twice or may daily explaining how they can be more sensitive to illegal immigrants.

* Build a mosque in the White House.

* Protect needed government forms by putting them each individually in clamshell packaging.

* New rhetorical device: Angrily shake a puppy to get everyone’s attention.

* Have the federal government install a switch to kill the internet. Idly flip it back and forth whenever you’re bored.

* Keep scheduling prime time addresses to constantly interrupt Conan O’Brien’s new show.

* Say it’s ridiculous that your health care plan would have “death panels” as you unveil your completely different “who we make dead to save money” panel.

* Announce new jobs plan: “Shut up, I obviously don’t care.”

* Get a Blagojevich hairstyle.

* Keep dropping hints about how things would go more smoothly if you were made dictator.

Nice ad from the NRSC explaining who the extremists are:

A lot of liberals like to think that anything they disagree with is fringe and all their different echo chambers help with that, but the truth is they all have stupid weirdo opinions and that’s why everyone is sick and tired of them right now. Still, it’s kinda weird how obsessed liberals are with portraying themselves as mainstream considering that their default is complete and utter disdain for the opinion of the majority of Americans.

Liberals have a paradox, they want everyone to agree with them and admit how smart they are, but if everyone agreed with them and shared their opinions, they wouldn’t seem so smart because part of being smart in their minds is having different, better views than the majority of people and being able to self-righteously lecture. I say throw liberals in the nut house and see if they can make a majority coalition there.