Obama is said to be much more popular in foreign countries than the previous president, and I guess a part of that is if you ever insult him, he will ban you from ever visiting America. I guess one of the perks of being the U.S. President is being able to boss around people from other countries, but it still seems a little harsh. Still, this policy makes sure that in America you won’t run into people who constantly insult the president — other than most Americans, of course.

Represenative Bob Etheridge has a new excuse not to answer questions from people. Last time his excuse was that he’s a violent weirdo who doesn’t like questions, but this time it’s because of cows. Etheridge left an event where he was answering questions an hour early because he got word his cows had gotten out, and apparently that needed his direct supervision. Who knows what happens with his cows if they get out while he’s in DC; I guess they just wreak havoc on the countryside unabated until Etheridge can finally come home and grab them and put them in headlocks and demand to know who they are — which they never answer being that they are cows.

I wonder if this is something we can use against Democrats if they try anything during a lame duck session.

“Now, let’s pass Cap & Trade and amnesty and– I just got a text… Oh no! Please no! The cows have gotten out! I. MUST. STOP. THEM!”

DISCLAIMER: I’ve done some work for the Renee Ellmers campaign and support all cows roaming free.

I guess it’s kinda late to be asking this, but have liberals ever been clear on exactly what why they’re so scared of Palin? They seem to think she’s a crazed extremist, but I’ve never heard what exactly were the crazy extreme policies she had as governor that were so scary. All the Palin objections seem to be of the form of:

“If Palin were elected governor, she’d… uh… Palin us! And… uh… there’s… I think I read somewhere she doesn’t think dinosaurs are really old!”

The biggest reasonable objection I can think to Palin is that she doesn’t have much experience, but liberals can’t make that objection unless they first admit Obama is a huge disaster. There’s also how Palin resigned, but if people don’t like Palin they should like how she resigns public office.

Liberals were really sure Obama would be a smart, great president despite his having no accomplishments to suggest that and they’re sure Palin is a crazed extremists despite there being no evidence from her record in public office to suggest that. We really need to push liberals towards using for actual logic and evidence to reach conclusions instead of making conclusion based on what they really want to be true. Maybe we could get them to watch Mythbusters, though the explosions may scare them.