Archive of entries posted on 21st September 2010

loldemocratlogo!

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Apparently the post I did on the Democrats’ new logo has struck a chord with the readership, so I’m post-pwning (so to speak) the regular lol! features for a couple weeks to indulge in a little logo-related fun.

Your assignment this week is to re-work the new Democrat logo/slogan:

And send your image to lolterizt@gmail.com

I’ll post my favorite submissions next week.

Here are some starter images for you, if you don’t want to work from scratch. These (and the logo above) are nice, clean PNG images, delightfully resizable and free of compression artifacts:

Big blue circle:

No D, no motto:

No motto:

Toilet symbol:

For those striving for accuracy:

Color information:

Dark blue: R=1 G=112 B=208
Light blue: R=0 G=174 B=243
Red: R=229 G=50 B=50

Fonts:

I’m not 100% sure, so if anyone DOES know, drop a comment. But “close enough” would be:

Courier New – “DEMOCRATS”
Gill Sans MT – “CHANGE THAT MATTERS”

Here’s a couple examples from FormerHostage:

And, of course, Mr. Right has plenty of other examples.

Have fun. Just remember that IMAO is a PG-13 site.

Vroom! Vroom! Death from Above!

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It’s not quite a dinosaur with rocket launchers on it, but it still looks fun: A flying Humvee!

Die from our awesomeness!

People worry about the carbon footprints of Humvees on land, but now they’re going to leave even bigger carbon footprints in the sky! While shooting people! The only way to make them better would be to have them transform into giant robots when they land and start punching holes through buildings.

In other news the Taliban has unveiled their newest military innovation: Duct taping flashlight to their AK-47s.

Facts About the Vice Presidency, According to Joe Biden

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Yesterday, Joe Biden said that he’s 2nd in line of succession for president. Here are some other facts about the vice presidency according to Biden:

FACTS ABOUT THE VICE PRESIDENCY, ACCORDING TO JOE BIDEN

* He’s allowed to vote in the Senate as much as he wants as long as it doesn’t affect the outcome.

* Miami Vice was based on the later years activities of Spiro Agnew.

* According to the Constitution, he gets all the Cheetos he can eat as long as he doesn’t talk during important meetings.

* The first vice president was Benjamin Franklin. The second was Thomas Edison.

* Originally, the vice president lived in a tree house on the White House lawn, but it became infested with owls.

* When he is sleeping, vice presidential duties are taken over by his cat Noodles.

* His only power in the House of Representatives is to be able to demand that Dennis Kucinich do a silly little monkey dance for his amusement, though actually anyone can do that.

* If it’s ever needed, precedent says it’s his job to shoot Timothy Geithner.

* In times of crisis, his job is to stare out the White House window and count how many people walk in front of the building, as he’s been told that’s important data in catching spies.

* The vice president is forbidden to ever dress up as a pirate.

* He has the power to demand a specific toy from McDonald’s when ordering a Happy Meal.

* He has the only phone that can directly call the Justice League, but they’ve been busy every time he called.

* He has to send Dick Cheney $1000 any time he asked, due to a Vice Tax.

* His most important job as outlined by the Constitution is to fetch the movie everybody wants from the nearest RedBox, and he can be executed if he gets the wrong one.

* If the president is ever incapacitated, it’s his sworn duty to walk Bo.

Bestest Ex-President

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Jimmy Carter is claiming he’s been a superior ex-president. And he’s got a great argument for it: “Just look how awesome things got as soon as I stopped being president!”

Anyway, the seventies are a good reminder when things seem down now. Everything really sucked then, but things still eventually got really awesome again in the eighties. So as bad as things are now, one day we can be living the high life while Obama is running around building the houses for the poor or something. So it will be awesome for everyone except all the poor people killed by their house collapsing on them.

Random Thoughts

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Easy to tell from listening to old music about when stereo first became popular. “Wow! Singing in one ear and instruments in the other!” I’d wish they’d do a mono sampling of some old Beatles songs because it’s almost too distracting.

They’re having Obama talk again? Bad idea. They should have him appear on TV and just silently look concerned.

The recession ended last summer? So this whole time we’ve been worry over nothing?

So it’s a tax and spend Democrat versus a witch who doesn’t like masturbation. I think the witch might win.

Democrats have almost brought things to the point of, “Yes, he’s a well known rapist, but look at his policy on spending.”