I, like the president, have no idea how much apples cost.
50 years ago, even if you were a billionaire you still couldn’t get wireless internet access.
Obama is claiming Obamacare will save a trillion dollars? Might as well claim it saves $80 zillion. Who still buys that?
Harry Reid has to be the most useless, incompetent Senate Majority Leader since Hitler.
You can harp on Microsoft all you want, but their built in calculator is still my all time favorite for doing hexadecimal math.
The scientific name of the Western Lowland Gorilla is Gorilla gorilla gorilla. I’m guessing it’s more gorilla-y than the other gorillas.
Gorillas have near human levels of intelligence, equivalent to that of an Irishman.
If angered, a gorilla will e-mail an editorial denouncing you to multiple newspapers.
Only gorillas kept in captivity are able to bake pies.
The quickest way to enrage a gorilla is to text him as his fingers are too big to respond.
The gorilla is the only surviving ancestor of the pterodactyl.
Whoops; these aren’t gorilla facts. These are facts about your mom.
Buttercup better not come during the Oregon State game or as soon as she gets out she’s grounded.
If only the right-wing could be as calm and reserved as those constantly shrieking about “teabaggers”.
If Obama ever wants to change the subject of the national discussion, he should grow a moustache.
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