Anyway, seems like our baby monkey will finally be here soon (hopefully) so expect me to be gone for a little while (though I’ll try to keep everyone updated).
Hmm… what happens when adult monkeys learn to ride pigs forwards…
Archive of entries posted on 24th September 2010
Uses for RINOs
So Mike Castle is considering a write-in campaign, but looking at a poll in Alaska where Murkalukey is mainly taking votes away from the Democrat, we might want to encourage it. Apparently, right now Republicans aren’t looking for someone squishier to vote for, but Democrats are looking for someone more Republicany. So Castle getting into the election might actually help give crazy, crazy O’Donnell more of chance.
So there’s a use for a RINO — to siphon votes away from Democrats during a general election. Other uses for RINOs include serving punch at GOP parties, carrying things, and sitting in your passenger seat so you can use the car pool lane. So there are reasons we keep them around.
Hippie Punching at the White House?
A liberal blogger has accused David Axelrod of punching hippies. That’s pretty interesting, because if the Obama White House hired me as a consultant, that would be the first thing I’d recommend to them.
OBAMA WHITE HOUSE: “So what do you think–”
ME: “Punch some hippies!”
OBAMA WHITE HOUSE: “But shouldn’t we–”
ME: “Do it now!”
OBAMA WHITE HOUSE: “But isn’t the issue–”
ME: “Why aren’t you punching hippies right now?!!”
Same advise I gave Bush.
But they didn’t hire me as a consultant, so I kinda doubt they’re punching hippies. From them, hippie hugging is more believable, which is horrible as it just gets stinky hippie all over you.
Still, the liberal blogger complaint is that while the White House wants the money and enthusiasm of the left-wing freaks on the net, they don’t want to be publicly seen with those weirdos as they creep everybody out. So, basically Axelrod is being accused of being strategic and sensible, a really odd charge for this White House.
Anyway, so the smart thing for Axelrod to do is be all like, “You know I love you, baby,” to the liberals bloggers and then as soon as camera is pointed at them — WHAM! Right in the face. Then everyone will be like, “Did you see how the Obama administration punched those hippies? They do share our concerns — the concern of there being too many un-punched hippies.” But I don’t think we will get any hippies punched by this administration; just another reason we should have elected Fred Thompson.
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Random Thoughts
People are saying when the baby is born I’ll like her even more than my iPad, but that’s hard to believe.
If O’Donnell were to fall down and hurt herself on the campaign trail, would she have to go to a witchdoctor?
Those clowns in congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns.
Community won over Big Bang Theory… to be watched first. Two shows in a competing timeslot is a pretty quaint concept nowadays.
Bob Woodward wants to follow me around and write a book about me. Should I let him?
Dear Delaware: Choose Wisely
Republican Christine O’Donnell says that, in high school, she “dabbled in witchcraft.”
Democrat Chris Coons called himself a “bearded Marxist.”
Let’s review:
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Hey, Delaware: Choose wisely