As divisive as the political environmental may seem, it’s not historically bad until politicians start shooting each other.
I’ve had nightmares about being trapped in a confined space with Jimmy Carter vomiting on me.
Weight Loss Tip: Hanging a scowling picture of Michelle Obama on the wall really makes you self-conscious when eating junk food.
Item for bucket list: Slowly walk away while something explodes behind me.
I stared at someone’s head and it exploded. How many more times do I need to do it to be scientifically certain it wasn’t a coincidence?
Ends up Chris Christie hasn’t helped New Jersey; all his budget cuts have been offset by increased spending on bacon.
I really like Chris Christie, but fat jokes are too easy! Help me stop!
Someone asked if I trademarked “punching a hippie”. That would be like trademarking hugging a puppy.
Only way I’ll get excited for a new Star Wars release is if I hear George Lucas has nothing to do with it.
I have the feeling that seeing Jar Jar Binks’s hijinks in 3D will only make me more murderous.
The left is fine with Obama being condescending to Americans at large, but they’re not going to put up with him being condescending to them.
While Obama is condescending to Americans I don’t think the left realizes he is talking down to them. When Obama is talking down to his supporters he is just talking at a level his supporters understand.
I have a question for Frank and I have wanted to ask it for a while. You hate government and government regulations, you love punching hippies, how would you feel if the government allowed the punching of hippies but regulated it?
Chris Christie give me wood! And I’m not teh gay!
Has anybody thought of a hippie destroying robot, and if not why not. This seems like something the Obama stimulus should support. Even if you are against killing the hippies, the robot could have a fire hose feature that would at least give them a bath.
You know, Frank Barone tried his hand at writing similar quips.
Hey – you were trying to scan my brain, weren’t you?
random responses….
Trying to implement your weight loss tip would explain why Jimmy Carter would be throwing up on you.
If everybody on the planet had a magical gift to explode one human head by looking at it, who would be the last one standing?
I like fat people from New Jersey, especially the ones who actually say what they mean.
I like bacon. I like it even more now that I know it pisses off Michelle.
Nobody can be condescending to you unless you let them, or you’re too stupid to know it’s happening.
Breaking News! Sparky just said that the Government doesn’t create jobs! My head just exploded!
Spingeraz asked
“If everybody on the planet had a magical gift to explode one human head by looking at it, who would be the last one standing?”
You will be very surprised by the answer:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267
How about trying a hippie punching new superhero. I know of just the one to do the job. His superhero name is…The Silver Scorpion. His shtick is that he can bend metal with his mind. He is handicapped and confined to a wheelchair…his legs having been blown off by a landmine. Also, he is a Muslim soooo (I think Capt. Mohamed would have been a better name) not only is he able to slap hippies, he can blow them up, or shoot them, or behead them, or do anything to them he wants to do…and the progs won’t be able to criticize him because it would be too politically incorrect. The character the Silver Scorpion is currently under development in the new capital of the comic book industry…Syria. I think a great title for the first addition would be…’The Silver Scorpian Kicks A$$’. http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=19120&count=0
reply to Brian the Adequate…..
checked out your link, and I would say, um, yep….that clears it up. Thanks…
“Weight Loss Tip: Hanging a scowling picture of Michelle Obama on the wall really makes you self-conscious when eating junk food.”
But, hanging a picture of her enormous ass makes you waaayyy more self-conscious when eating junk food.
“I stared at someone’s head and it exploded. How many more times do I need to do it to be scientifically certain it wasn’t a coincidence?”
Well, let’s find out. Can you see Barney Frank from where you’re seated?
“Weight Loss Tip: Hanging a scowling picture of Michelle Obama on the wall really makes you self-conscious when eating junk food.”
But, hanging a picture of her enormous ass makes you waaayyy more self-conscious when eating junk food.
Isn’t that what Frank said? Aren’t the two the same thing?
mbo hates bacon. Muslem !!!! The entire weight loss program is a conspiracy. Science !!
The Marines can make a head explode by looking at it. Through a scope.
Is thing exploding you walk away from a head?
Being trapped with Jimmy Carter peroid is enough to create massive vomiting.
Why doies the thought of another crappy Star Wars sequel have the same effect as being trapped with Jimmy Carter?
I’ve already checked off that bucket list item. Allow to me to recommend a purposeful, yet rapid stride (sometimes referred to as running). Forty lbs. of C-4 makes a heck of a bang!
Actually Storm, mugumbo is an apostate (non-practicing muslemic). Because he embraces marxism, reverend wright, and that dope that bombed the pentagon, the terrorists have embraced him as one of their own. I will agree he hates bacon, and I am willing to bet they both hate beef jerky, because she keeps being messed with over it.
Let me suggest an edit to one line of your post:
Someone asked if I trademarked “punching a hippie”. That would be like trademarking blending a puppy.
That would be a one-way kind of affair. Liberals don’t own guns. Plus, hunting them would be easy because they’re loud and leave a trail of slime wherever they go.
It wouldn’t be so bad. After all, it would be the best vomit a president ever vomited.
As divisive as the political environmental may seem, it’s not historically bad until politicians start shooting each other.
It’s weird, I’ve been reading you for 7 years and I never realized we have a different definition of “bad”.
See, I would love to see our politicians shoot each other.
First, they’re in DC, there are laws against the Constitution so guns are mostly illegal.
Second, well, I guess that depends on how good their shooting is.
Because it’s against the law (presumably), the shooter would go to jail, if they have a good aim, the shootee would go the hospital (or the morgue).
That’s win/win/win. If we could get rid of around 400 of the worst shooting (anti-gun) politicians, well, that’s almost as good as voting them out of office.
Fun fact! If you can’t find a picture of Michelle Obama to hang on the wall to help you loose weight, a picture of Chewbaca is an acceptable substitute.
You will know the force is with you when you can stare at a hippy and make him punch himself until his head explodes, then slowly walk away.
I can think of a worse scenario. How about being stuck in a room with Jimmy Carter, while having to listen to recordings of Fran Drescher’s screeching voice for an entire evening? I would rather be water-boarded.
Aw sh*t. I thought that 3D Star Wars thing I came across was a joke. Srsly…could he ruin my childhood memories a little more? Please?
I haven’t found much use for this slogan since 1976, but it’s time for a recycle:
DON’T BLAME ME, I VOTED FOR FORD!