The Reality Noise-Machine

I have a new Pajamas Media column on that big noisy thing that’s always shouting down liberal ideas: reality.

8 Comments

  1. Reality paid the dems a visit on nov. 2. Gotta wonder how many fired dem congressmen will refuse to give up their seats, the election being based in reality. They can hope the Magic Unicorn will crap out some jobs for them.

  2. Frank, this is your best one. Did I say that before? Well, I just want you to know that we’re all counting on you.

    Here’s the part of the prob as I see it. Voters like non-reality during elections. Then, reality bites them. This is why power has been changing hands.

    Exit thought: Liberals messaging (actually the lack thereof) has been pretty good at making the Iran problem disappear. Poof! Reality in this situation will come via a nuke courtesy of a guy named Maqmoud. This will be bad.

  3. A great column, Frank. But you know what’s coming next, right? Liberals will say reality is racist, homophobic, Islamophobic, hate monger and will try to pass laws banning it. The liberals banned reality in San Francisco along with Happy Meals and military recruiters, don’tcha know?

  4. I’m not giving you any high fives until the WSJ says it’s reality of your reality is real and not just some property for sale that’s been misspelled over and over again.

    That and due to my last battle with T-rex blasting missiles at me, it has left me with only high 3’s or high 4’s. Depending on if you’re a lefty or a righty fiver. I’m pretty good with both so it doesn’t bother me, I’m ambidextrous like that.

    Keep firing those ballistic reality missiles, our targeting system is finally starting to work because we’re finally hitting fairytale land with precision.

  5. OK I am sorry for having to say this but in this case your political humor column failed. There is a very thin line between Ho hum — On the mark, funny (where your stuff usually is) — or to much into truth (reality). In this case you fall into the last case and because you were trying to be funny and not persuasive your rant failed. I look forward to this. I am so disappointed.

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