Probably should have mentioned I’m on vacation this week. So if you were wondering where I was or was already getting a posse together to avenge my death, hold off for a little bit.
Random Wisdom: A wise old man once said…
“Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a tractor.
Words that soak into your ears are whispered…not yelled.
Meanness don’t just happen overnight.
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
It doesn’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.
You cannot unsay a cruel word.
Every path has a few puddles.
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
The best sermons are lived, not preached.
Most of the stuff people worry about isn’t going to happen anyway.
Don’t judge folks by their relatives.
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time.
Don’t interfere with something that ain’t bothering you none.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every morning.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he may just have to kill you.
But above all else always remember that Michigan sucks!”
It’s a glorious day ma’ boy! First I will watch my Vikings get the snot kicked out of them by the Eagles (which may make them wake up and draft a QB) and then my Hawkeyes are going to devastate Missouri tonight! It can’t get any better than this!
Found someone. It seems the old lady who played the dirty old harlot in Golden Girls died. I think her name was Blanch or something? Maybe that was her characters name? Well, she was really old, and everyone is saying old age, but I don’t know. I think that is just what they want us to think. I say we gather up the posse, and head over to whatever town the Golden Girls supposedly lived in, and start shooting then asking questions later. If we can’t figure out where that is, we’ll just start hitting retirement communities along the Atlantic Coast of Florida. That should do the trick.
If nefarious persons did kidnap Frank J. and were going to do him harm, this is just the kind of thing they would post to mislead us into thinking he is alright. I say we get the posse rolling to avenge him. Quickly.
This vacation started in November. Enough is enough!
We would get a posse together because…? NOT!
What do you mean hold off? Maybe we WANT to do some death avenging!
I guess we could just do the death avenging thing and then apologize later. Liberals do that kind of stuff all the time.
Yeah, we have the posse together, do you have anything else you want to avenge?
We can’t just sit around waiting for John Hawkins to finish you off.
You just had a texas siesta. Your pay should be docked for this second vacation.
Who do you think you are? The first black president?
I already got the posse together. Someone with good manners would go on and get himself killed so that we weren’t all inconvenienced for nothing.
Posses are too expensive. I was just going to do it with a Predator drone. Or an army of cyborg ninja monkeys. Or something.
I agree with Joe. Avenging is indicated; we will worry about the wherefores and whatnots later on.
At the very least you could post a random thoughts thread. I’m just sayin’.
Enjoy your vacation, Frnak.
can we post random snarky stuff all our own, instead? how about baking?
How’d you know I had a posse rounded up? And as for your mothers’ car, it was like that when we got there.
Random Wisdom: A wise old man once said…
“Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a tractor.
Words that soak into your ears are whispered…not yelled.
Meanness don’t just happen overnight.
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
It doesn’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.
You cannot unsay a cruel word.
Every path has a few puddles.
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
The best sermons are lived, not preached.
Most of the stuff people worry about isn’t going to happen anyway.
Don’t judge folks by their relatives.
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time.
Don’t interfere with something that ain’t bothering you none.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every morning.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he may just have to kill you.
But above all else always remember that Michigan sucks!”
Well, is there anyone else needing avenging? Check the list of celebrities who died this past year, anyone worth getting a posse together for?
1 – Get posse together
2 – ???
3 – Success
I would complain but as I type I’m sitting in at the airport waiting for my flight to Memphis…..
Have fun and Godspeed
It’s a glorious day ma’ boy! First I will watch my Vikings get the snot kicked out of them by the Eagles (which may make them wake up and draft a QB) and then my Hawkeyes are going to devastate Missouri tonight! It can’t get any better than this!
I wanna be part of the posse! I have steel-toed Docs and everything!
Found someone. It seems the old lady who played the dirty old harlot in Golden Girls died. I think her name was Blanch or something? Maybe that was her characters name? Well, she was really old, and everyone is saying old age, but I don’t know. I think that is just what they want us to think. I say we gather up the posse, and head over to whatever town the Golden Girls supposedly lived in, and start shooting then asking questions later. If we can’t figure out where that is, we’ll just start hitting retirement communities along the Atlantic Coast of Florida. That should do the trick.
and then my Hawkeyes are going to devastate Missouri tonight! It can’t get any better than this!
I think I know who I’m getting a posse together for…..we will trample Iowa into the field!!
MIZ-ZOU!!!!!
If nefarious persons did kidnap Frank J. and were going to do him harm, this is just the kind of thing they would post to mislead us into thinking he is alright. I say we get the posse rolling to avenge him. Quickly.
I’m looking for a posse with True Gri…
Oh, vacation, never mind, stand down.