This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com
Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.
NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.
From Arik:
From Kris:
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From Kris:
From Paul:
From That Guy Grems:
My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:
From PJ:
From Brian the Adequate:
From Brothermurf:
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From Kris:
From Larsinkima:
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From Mark_L:
From Rusty:
From me (Harvey):
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From Travelwise42 of Wise Up!:
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From PJ:
This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with [Hat Tip: Laurie]:
PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.
#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.
MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.
STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.
Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
Make mirror convex, image shud be larger.
Will you just credit “everybody” with the “I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me” caption?
Daniel – yeah, basically anyone who submits that caption risks having me email them the Stuxnet worm in retaliation.
Seriously folks, don’t even bother.
On the other hand, it’s SO obvious that parodies of the caption might be a possibility…
I dare anyone to impress me.
OT: I’m sure there is a joke or 2 here.
“Missing character in kids’ literature: Muslims”
http://www.startribune.com/local/112580349.html
So, he’s apparently not even a vampire? Useless twit.
Why does that guy in the painting keep staring at me? His eyes follow me around the entire room, its creeping me out!
Mal – I can understand the complaint. I mean, the whole reason I’ve refused to read the Harry Potter series is that it doesn’t have a single Pastafarian in it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
Anyway, it’s odd how the author of the article completely ignores the existence of “Aladdin” or any of the other Arabian Nights stories.
“They’re NOT too big!”
“Now all I need is a mirror to see my picture being taken while I look in the mirror.”
tsk, tsk, Harvey – that picture of Michelle O? It’s the M113 creature, aka Nancy, aka the Salt Monster. Didn’t somebody already say that? See http://memory-alpha.org/wiki/File:M_113_Creature.jpg
From Star Trek TOS, “The Man Trap.”
The M stands for Michelle. I thought EVERYBODY knew that.
Great batch of LOL guys! I loved the “stretch” one although it was hard to keep my lunch down.
The angry monkey one i great too as are all the Bidey pics.
See Harvey, P’snick says there should have been one with the M113 creature – hah!
Kris – yeah, I know. My brother told me exactly the same thing last week. Anyway, I held yours out because the field was already crowded. I might be able to sneak it in next time.
Or I might do “toothy Michelle” as the uncaptioned… we’ll see.
Toothy Michelle – LOL!
That woman looks like she could eat corn on the cob through a chain-link fence!
Dang! No matter how hard I try to suck the blood out of the economy, the constitution and the citizens of this country I’m still not a sparkly vampire yet. I’ll have to try harder, or maybe call in Kristin Stewart!
The reflection of that one does not surprise me. He does suck, but he is not sparkly.
Imagine the poor wildlife photographers, who must lie still in swamps, barren plains or dank rain forests for hours, or days, in order to capture the shot they’re looking for, and sometimes never get it. And, then there’s the photographer who was tasked with capturing Obama looking at himself in a mirror – it must have taken all of five minutes to get that shot.
—adaptation from a scene in Zoolander
Barry: Who am I?
Barry’s: I don’t know.
Barry: I guess I have a lot of things to ponder.
America: The results are in, amigo! What’s left to ponder?
second line should have read, Barry’s reflection:
my bad
A TelePrompTer that looks like me? BEST. CHRISTMAS. EVAR!!!!
I fooled them,I fooled ENOUGH of them.
Gah! Why’d you have to leave that picture as the first thing you see on your site while you all are away for the holidays?
During a class on network security last semester, I did a little (very litle) research on Stuxnet for a couple of short written assignments I had to do. If I interpret the data I found correctly, giving me Stuxnet is unlikely to have any effect at all on me or my processing capabilities uness I happen to be an Iranian uranium enrichment facility running on a Siemens platform. What do you think the chances of me being that are? In fact, the chances are better that an Iranian who is capable of enriching uranium on a Siemens platform would be hacking into our computers, which would leave them open to Stuxnet, so, in the end, wouldn’t Stuxnet infestation be the patriotic thing to do?
Also: am I the only one who looks at that Obama picture and thinks of the classic Marx brother routine?
Also, Also: That picture of Michelle and her twin is racist, RACIST I tell you! Funny, but racist.
Obama basks in the warm afterglow of the election:
http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/2010/11/obama-basks-in-warm-afterglow-of.html
I’m Good Enough, I’m Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!
Uploading Stuxnet to Bobafudd…
Well, at least we don’t need to worry about Bobafudd’s nuclear program anymore.
I think SoB has a real first-rate coffee-spewer: “They’re NOT too big!” LOL
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