Here’s a fun video. It’s Bryant Gumbel and Katie Couric trying to figure out what the internet is in 1994. As Iowahawk described it, it’s like video of three dinosaurs discussing an approaching sky fireball.

So that’s the internet: Some university computers connected together so they can send NBC electronic messages about violence. And you don’t need a phone!

Remember when we had to pretty much rely on these people for the news? Oh, and remember when you were wondering about some trivial thing, to get the answer you’d have to drive to the library, use the card catalog to find a relevant book, find the book and then check the index for the topic and then hope you found the relevant information? And when you were bored, you couldn’t just play a flash game on Facebook? I forget what you did instead; contemplate death, I guess.

Anyway, just saying we have a lot to be thankful to Al Gore about. Maybe we should stop tipping him over to see if he’s able to upright himself.

With all the unconstitutional laws the Democrats like to pass, sometime you wonder if the Democrats even know that there is a Constitution. Well, we know that Senator Schumer proves that at least some Democrats know about the Constitution. The other day, he was on TV and mentioned the three branches of government. Now, he didn’t identify those three branches correctly, but he did get the number right. That probably means he at least scanned the Constitution once. So Schumer wins the coveted IMAO “Me Know of Constitution” award given to Democrats who demonstrate a vague understanding of the Constitution or otherwise acknowledge it at least exists somewhere. Good job, Schumer!

What’s up with Obama and unconstitutional laws? I mean, he passes a law forcing people to buy stuff, and the judge was all like, “You can’t force people to buy stuff! Don’t you know what this country was founded on: Shooting British people with muskets over tea.” And Obama was all like, “I don’t know anything about this country! I was raised in Indonesia. Why can’t people just do as I tell them and stop yelling at me!” The judge also didn’t like the clause in Obamacare that said, “The Constitution is stupid! We defy it!”

Anyway, the law will still have to go to the Supreme Court which will decide once and for all whether it matters if laws are Constitutional. There are four Justices there who are like, “Laws should probably be Constitutional.” And another four who are like, “The Constitution is stupid. I don’t like reading it.” And then one more who is like, “Maybe stuff should be constitutional, but I’m not sure.”

What the Supreme Court decides is very important, because if the law is found to be unconstitutional, Obama will be convicted of treason and sent to a prison camp on the moon to mine moon gold. This is the traditional punishment for treason described in the Constitution, but when the Constitution was first made, they didn’t have rockets to the moon, of course. Instead, they had really big guys try to throw treasoners (people who committed treason) to the moon, but they were rarely successful.

Constitutional law is fascinating.