It’s a new video from Crowder!

Next video will be of union thugs beating him up.

So, there are these teachers unions whose goal are to make sure kids get taught the least for the most amount of money, and they are causing big trouble in Wisconsin. It seems to me a quick solution is to just fire all the teachers; that would make all this debate over collective bargaining pretty moot. I know, I know: “But then who would teach our kids?”

Anytime you’re in a tough situation, it’s a good time to sit and reflect on whether The Simpsons dealt with a similar situation. And in one episode the teachers went on strike, so they planned to replace them with robots. They didn’t have robots back then, though, so they instead went with people from the community, but we do have robots now. You all saw that computer on Jeopardy, right? Why can’t we just put that in a robot body and have it teach kids? It wouldn’t care about benefits or anything about itself; it would only care about its programmed mission: Teach children. And it would kill, maim, or otherwise disable anyone who stood in its way. So, you know, fair notice to disruptive students.

Basically, anytime any problem arises in the future, just assume my solution is robots. Purple monkey dishwasher.

So first a dictator in Egypt falls, and now people are finally getting fed up with that loony toon in Libya — Gadafi, Q-Daffy… something like that. And its spreading, and I assume it will move even faster as more dictators crumble. There is a lot to be angry at in the Middle East — dictators, oppression, horrid living conditions — and there is also a lot of anger there… just not directed at anything useful. But look what happens when people start to say, “Hey, instead of being angry at America and the Jews, let’s be angry at things directly affecting us like our sucky governments.” Boom! Revolution! Probably a lesson for the left here at home too: Try being angry at actual things instead of made up crazy things.

Of course, what if the Middle East finally advances, but still want to destroy America and kill the Jews? Part of what keeps Israel safe is all the people around them who want to kill them are all backwards dictatorships. It’s like the Nazis came back, but with only caveman level technology. Still, maybe the Middle East will calm down as it advances. It’s like why we don’t have supervillians in real life and real criminals are mainly just dumb thugs: If you’re a genius, you have a lot of better, more productive things to do than be a criminal. And maybe when the Middle East finally advances, they’ll find better things to do than obsess over the Jews.

But I’d keep an eye on them.