Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
Someone is selling a Mexican finger.
Okay, I apologize to the memory of Marty Robbins
But someone is trying to sell Pancho Villa’s finger. You know about Pancho Villa, right? Killed Americans. Was supported by Germany during World War I. That Pancho Villa.
Anyway, a pawn shop in El Paso is trying to sell Pancho Villa’s finger.
That got me thinking… What other famous body parts might be on sale in the future?
- Farrah Fawcett’s hair
- Hitler’s brain
- Cindy Crawford’s mole
- Gene Simmon’s tongue
- The head of Alfredo Garcia
- Obama’s brain (really valuable, because it’s never been used)
- Greg Gutfeld’s appendix
- Ron Jeremy’s … mustache
What other body parts might be found in a pawn shop one day soon? Or which ones would you like to see?
“Obama’s brain (really valuable, because it’s never been used)”
ZING!!!! That would leave a scar, if he had a central nervous system, which I doubt, as he obviously has no spine (or a stomach either, and my God this sentence is going on forever).
Siskel’s/Ebert’s thumbs
Donny Osmond’s teeth
Elvis’s acetabulofemoral joints
Keith Olbermann’s nostrils
Keith Richard’s liver
One more:
Anthony Zerbe’s eyebrows
ZZ top’s beards
Obama’s ego
Hillary’s big A**
Dick Cheney’s soul (just to prove to the left that he has one)
Dolly Parton’s..eh…er…ahem…large ‘tracts of land’.
Steven Tyler’s lips
Mick Jagger’s lips
Angelina Jolie’s…well, let’s just hang on to everything
Perhaps the person with Pancho Villa’s nose could use it?
Who’s Ron Jeremy?
Does the Obama brain come with a magnifying glass? If so, you might get something worthwhile out of the deal.
#6 That’s the trick
Zapato’s moustache?
Or was it Zapata? I can never remember.
I am also interested in purchasing Dale Earnhardt’s moustache.
I would have said The Devil’s right hand but Obama has been bought and sold so often that he is worse than worthless. Tracy Morgan could use another hand though.
The hands of Che Guevara
Those are Che’s hands. The Bolivians saved on postage by mailing only his hands to Cuba for identification.
A bunch of college kids just called and asked if they could get shirts with Pancho Villa on them. Apparently, they’re always looking for a new anti-American killer to idolize and put on T-shirts, while enjoying the fruits of capitalism getting stoned in a university dorm room paid for by their parents.
You can sell my junk when I’m gone. Just bring heavy lifting equipment and a one ton duelie!
Anyone suggesting that the Obama brain be auctioned off in its original packaging is a racist. Anyone suggesting that it be sealed in clamshell packaging probably ought to be investigated by the Secret Service.
# Obama’s brain (really valuable, because it’s never been used)
@16
Anyone suggesting it actually exists is probably insane.
ckinght’s sense of humor
Gilbert Gotfreids vocal chords.