While some people are criticizing Obama for not reacting to Libya, I once again want to express my support for him not doing things.
So is there anyone out there who believes that Obama speaks honestly about his position on gay marriage?
Phase 1: Keep mentioning Koch.
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Broad public support for left-wing politics!
The reason the Koch brothers have put so much money in politics to defeat the left is they’re the leading manufacturers of low speed rail.
So in declaring DOMA unconstitutional, is Obama approving of the law?
Anyone ever really buy that Obama was opposed to gay marriage? He has a worldview pretty much lifted straight from Stuff White People Like.
I always wondered why liberals want people like Michelle Bachman to have more control over their healthcare.
Kos is rallying behind unions? What’s next, rallying behind newspapers?
Why are they called liberals if their thinking is from 100 years ago?
Actually, what is the amount of time it takes for an idea to go from liberal to conservative? I would think less than a century.
So is there anyone out there who believes that Obama speaks honestly about his position on gay marriage?
Bear in mind that Obama is a lawyer; therefore, the concept of honesty is not one that you will find in what passes for his mind.
Just for added irony, many of them actually prefer to be called “progressives”.
Random thought: I’M STARTING A UNION for us IMAO Ronin! My suggestion for the union’s name is the Brotherhood of Bacon Eating Bastards. I am, however, open to all suggestions. Our process for becoming America’s most powerful “labor” union will be quite simple!
Step 1. Increase membership massively with bacon parties and bacon hats.
Step 2. Donate money to Republican Party and accuse the Democrats of being the party of Big Fake Turkey Bacon.
Step 3. When Republicans pay us back, use new money to buy lots of cheap bacon whiskey.
Step 4. Get drunk!
Step 5. Repeat process!
The BBEB…
I volunteer to be your Chief Bastid. I can eat more bacon and eggs with potato hash than anyone here! And the price for buying my vote is very reasonable… One M.I.L.L.I.O.N Dollars.
Marko,
Those of us at the Brotherhood of Pizza Eating Bastards may not agree with all of your politics, but we’re willing to work with you, and may even be open to pushing for bacon to be considered a more acceptable pizza topping.
Brotherhood of Bacon Eating Bastards? Too hard to chant. Union of United Umber Umpires. Great chant UUUU! UUUU! UUUU! 3rd grade boys would love us. 3rd grade teachers would hate us. Ticking of teachers unions with our chant. And when we didn’t our way we could call a STTTRRICKKK! Baseball players would fear us. Our demands? Just sings the lyrics of “Take me out to the ball game”
yeah I know it’s STTTRRRIKKKE but I’m new to this whole unionizing thing. Careful it might get bloody in the streets
Jimmy, consider your offer accepted.
Son of Bob, your offer will take some consideration.
EdthePastor, a chant of “BA-CON! BA-CON! BA-CON!” is quite excellent, thank you.
I’m founding BOBEB Local #2 here in upstate. We have a lot of bacon eaters, so we should have a strong presence. We plan to wear bacon wristbands along with our bacon union hats, and we’ve already lined up physicians who are willing to swear that our members need bacon breaks during the workday.
Remember: Those who are against us are against
baconFOOD! People who are against food are against children and minorities, both of whom eat food.Marko, as my first act as Chief Bastid of BOBEB, I hereby declare every day as International Bacon Day (IBD). All Ronin shall go forth and cook bacon in mass quantities (and then multiply). Just remember, high cholesterol is like Gorebull Warming. Ignore it. Also, egg yolks are good for you, as is chocolate, steak, and deep fat.
Ok… WAIT! I’m out of bacon! And I’m snowed-in! Damn. Someone bring me emergency bacon. As the Chief Bastid, I can not be without bacon… 🙁
I’m a very bad Chief Bastid.
mmmmmm….. bacon……..
Brotherhood of Bacon Eating Bastards.
Count me in, Marko. Finally a Union I can wholeheartedly support. I volunteer to be in charge of our outreach to Spanish speakers. I speak fluent Spanish and can do my part to increase our membership among the Latino population.
“Tocineta, Tocineta, Tocineta!!! That’s Bacon, Bacon, Bacon!!! in Spanish.
Yo quiero TOCINETA!
How about a Constitutional amendment:
Congress shall make law requiring citizens of the United States to purchase commercially available goods or services.
And maybe:
Jurisprudence may not cite the Constitution to infer, support or create rights not explicit or enumerated in the Constitution
Jimmy, we hereby appoint you the official GBBEB which will give you the official cred. necessary to reach out to the gay/lesbian/transgendered community. Although a few acts of sodomy on your part may be required, it is a small price to pay to “take one for the team”…
The Sisterhood of Bacon Eating Bitches – SOBEB – is right with you. For our terrorist-fighting allies in Israel, I suggest the Brotherhood of Bacon Eschewing Bastards – conveniently, still BOBEB – and the related Sisterhood of Bacon Eschewing Bitches. Religious, cultural and gender diversity, and yet it is still all about the Bacon.
“Kos is rallying behind unions? What’s next, rallying behind newspapers?”
I see them rallying for the rights of Telegraph Key Tappers, Harpsichord Tuners, Silent Movie Directors and the Brotherhood of Sailing Ship Barnacle Scrapers!
Solidarity!
Crabby, The Brotherhood of Bacon Eating Bastards, for one, welcomes our Sisterhood of Bacon Eating Bitches overlords. Same for those Eschewing brother/sister-hoods who must go forth and eschew bacon, instead of chewing it.
O-bah-muhh won’t react to Libya because Qadaffy would challenge him to Thunderdome. That, and Al Gore has stock in Occidental Petroleum.
O-bah-muhh’s position on Gay Mahwidge? This is a PG-rated blog, so I won’t go into details.
Lamestream Media Review: Koch Brothers: EEEEEVILLLL!!!!! George Soros: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
So if this administration won’t defend laws passed by preceding administrations, can the next President disregard ObamaCare?
Obama only agrees with 1/2 the views of Stuff White People Like.
Liberals haven’t had an original idea since Karl Marx wrote their playbook.
D.O.M.A. Don’t Ask Me A##hole. I would have thought “The One” would be behind that 100%. PRESENT. Maybe that was what he thought he was running for, POTUS, Present Of The United States.
Live Free or Die asks: “So if this administration won’t defend laws passed by preceding administrations, can the next President disregard ObamaCare?”
You betcha!
CrabbyOldBat, you are truly a genius. The Glory Of Bacon! is everywhere, for everyone Even Those Who For Religious And Other Reasons Eschew Bacon! can still bask in the glory of Bacon! with All Bacon! Eating Bastards And Bitches. It doesn’t get anymore inclusive than that.
Bless our Bacon!