Something Irritable Pundit sent me that’s just too damn big – and too damn unshrinkable – to put in a lolterizt!/lolbama! post, and too damn good not to share:
[reference link, for the benighted youth]
Something Irritable Pundit sent me that’s just too damn big – and too damn unshrinkable – to put in a lolterizt!/lolbama! post, and too damn good not to share:
[reference link, for the benighted youth]
At least Aurens didn’t try to abandon Israel.
I guess the “Dreams of (his) Father” concerning Israel and the middle east involved a lot of turmoil and chaos. Wherever he is, he must be so proud of his boy.
Well, he is Muslim.
(Precious, Harvey!)
They should make the real movie with Adam Sandler in the lead role!
“I laughed. I cried. I strapped a bomb to my chest.” -A. Muslim Fanatic
“It’s the movie you’ve been dying to see.” -Ima Suicide Bomber
“Barack has never been more Presidential.” -Michelle Obama
“It’s a really big ‘ephing deal!” Joe Biden
“Best use ever of a teleprompter in an epic film!” Robert Gibbs
Obama the “Desert Fox’ or even better “The Desert Jackal” (if that’s considered a racist term I apologize, the meaning of words is so fluid these days that one never knows if and when a perfectly good word will end up on the official “you are a racist list”).
I could change it to “Desert Carrion Consumer” if the moderator doesn’t like it.
“I laughed, I cried, I kissed my country goobye!” -an American
“Allah Ackbar! The chickens have come home to roost!” -Reverend Wright
“I went on a taxpayer funded junket to watch it in New York City with my girlfriends. I think we’ll all go to watch it in Italy next. Eat your carrots, pass me a bacon cheeseburger.” -Michelle Obama
“The Obamas sent me a DVD of the movie but it was the wrong format so I can’t watch it.” -some old British queen
“This movie was No. 1 in all 57 states!” -Barrack Obama
“I chewed on the carpet and peed in the potted plant in the corner of the Oval Office. What’s a movie?” -Bo Obama The Portuguese Water Dog
“I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky,” -Bill Clinton
“I would have just nuked the moon instead” -Frank
“I hated it. There were absolutely no Iowa Class Battleships in it!” -Marko Mancuso
“I thought this was a Star Trek convention! What the hell?” -Proud Infidel