I don’t think Clorox is being very responsible with their new “Mmm… bleach” campaign.
Biggest ad disaster since “Zerex Antifreeze: The taste your pets love.”
Still not as bad as “Obama: Elect him president.”
One of the first people in America to be arrested on hacking charges was Lizzie Borden.
“A honey badger who DOES care.” -slogan for a honey badger running for office
Don’t get the name of the new Nintendo system – Wii U – but it is fun to yell really loud while running around in a circle.
Why are there still “select” buttons on game controllers? When has that ever been used to select anything? It’s the Scroll Lock of the game controller.
I want to come up with nicknames for Weiner like “Weinerdo”, but it name is already “Weiner.”
Buttercup finds me counting in Japanese high-larious. Is she racist?
Everything said in Japanese sounds hilarious. Expect what Toshirō Mifune says to you just before he slices you in half. Except Toshirō Mifune never says anything before he slices you in half.
Wienersexuals
Wienerphopes – that would be me!
Wienerpics
Wienermonians
Wienerhounds
Wienerblog.smallandicky
Wienersareus
Wienerville
Wieneropolis
How ’bout Weinardo Da Vinci?
You remember the Lizzie Borden case, Frank? You must be old.
This Weiner stuff is right up your alley, ussjimmycarter!
***Warning*** Your state – TOO! – will be overrun with feral pigs. When it happens, don’t call the feral pigs in Washington, D.C.
Lorena bobbit was an ealry hacker, too.
Buttercup is not laughing at you counting in Kenyan, Now that would be racist.
Scroll lock is Mr. Spock’s specail death grip.
Volksweiner.
A genetic crossbreeding between two pervert congreemen led to Frankenweiner. Ewww.
Nickname for Weiner, SPANKY.
storm1911, how about Spanky Frankenweiner.
@ussjimmycarter, “Wienerphopes – that would be me!”
Probably not, actually. The whole “phobia” nonsense is just another left-wing misnomer, as it implies that you have a fear of whatever is placed in front of the word “phobe.” I’m not “afraid” of gay people, I just won’t allow them to encourage my kids to appreciate their perverted lifestyle. And I find swishy, drag-queen antics tiresome. But, they don’t scare me. If you’re like me, you’re not afraid of Anthony Weiner. In fact, if you’re really like me, given the chance it would be fun to b*tch-slap the little turd…so there’s definitely no fear involved, just a healthy, natural dislike.
Hey-oh, Jimmy. Didn’t you hear that the feds are now authorizing the shooting of feral pigs from helicopters? I could say something about the goose and the gander, but Palin can’t win no matter how much liberals emulate her. Ahhhh, this all reminds me of how anti-gun-nuts get all in a huff to do something only after bears invade their own neighborhoods.
I dunno if Buttercup is racist; however, she does have a future here as a commenter.
If there were no “Select”button, you couldn’t do Start+Select to…uh…do stuff.
There was one game for DS or SNES or something that had Select opening a menu. Or pauses without opening a menu. I can’t remember the specifics, but I do remember the novelty of using the Select button!
I think if you hold down Select while starting a DS game in the 3DS, it changes to DS resolution. Or upscales to full screen. One of those.
“Don’t get the name of the new Nintendo system – Wii U – but it is fun to yell really loud while running around in a circle.”
Thought you’d get away with stealing that eh? See the character “Ling Ling” from Steve Oedekerk’s “Kung Pow – Enter the Fist”
“Why are there still “select” buttons on game controllers? When has that ever been used to select anything? It’s the Scroll Lock of the game controller.”
Success.
“Buttercup finds me counting in Japanese high-larious. Is she racist?”
No. “Ichi ni” just sounds funny, and “itchy knee; sanyo!” is even funnier. Maybe it’s your pronunciation, though; my Japanese teacher had to rebuke me more than once for saying “desU ka” instead of “des ka.” He actually told me I sounded like I was from Osaka. Hey, I like ramen.
I did not know that, Burmashave. But thanks for the heads-up! I’ll remember to move my pigs under cover lest they be perceived as a threat to my liberal neighbors. Heh.
Now I’m hungry for bleach.