Romney is everyone’s second choice, but he won’t get bumped up until people have exhausted all other first choices.
My cleverness level today is “oh so”.
I know what will cheer the country up: I’m going to perfect cold fusion.
I forget: Which of the GOP candidates like the Constitution?
Someone have a gotcha question for Huntsman? “Why doesn’t anyone like you?”
These are really smart questions. I can tell because I fall asleep during them.
All the candidates are wearing suits again. Someone should be different and wear a poncho.
I’d rather Congress not work at all, but Perry’s idea is a good compromise.
Romney was so good at the debate I almost forget he’s Romney.
It’s long past time to admit that the Supreme Court was a poorly thought out part of the Constitution.
Interesting debate, but I’d still rather be playing Zelda.
Ron Paul: “Here’s an idea to close up the deficit: Let’s sell Iran some of our spare nukes.”
I’m not scared about any candidate on gun issues. We’ve even convinced Democrats not to touch that hot stove.
Des Moines is a real place?
Can’t wait for the extra special Christmas Day debate!
We need more political commentary on who we think Santa would vote for.
If Ron Paul doesn’t use his influence to start a suicide cult, he’s a fool.
> I’m going to perfect cold fusion.
Good to hear. I’d like the CREATEUUID function to include the option to format the returned value in the Microsoft GUID format.
And can you get the CFTRANSACTION tag to allow for rollbacks across multiple databases? That would be a huge help.
The rest of the imperfections, I can deal with.
All of them did good last night… except huntsman, I hate that guy.
Also a cowboy hat and with a cigar hanging out of the corner of his mouth. And he should say things like “Get three coffins ready.”
If they would just re-run A Star Wars Christmas and do a Best of the Debates for Christmas I would give up on the whole peace on earth thing.
Did you hear Ron Paul’s explanation about the kind of President he would be?
He’s not going to stick his nose into anyone’s business. Nope.
I’m imagining a typical day in the the Oval Office:
ZZZZZZZZZZ (exhale) ZZZZZZZZZZ (exhale)…
Des Moines is a real place?
It is in France.
@DamnCat: Anyone that crazy ought to be the Nuke the Moon candidate:
President: My mule don’t like people laughin’. He gets the crazy idea you’re laughin’ at him.
Imapajamahead: Ha ha, spawn of Satan.
President: Now if you’ll apologize to him like I know you will, I might convince him you didn’t mean it…
Well, we already know he’s a fool, so I’m guessing he won’t start a suicide cult. ALthough, I’d be perfectly fine with it if he did…
“All the candidates are wearing suits again. Someone should be different and wear a poncho.”
Perhaps one could dress as a cop, one could be an indian, one could be a cowboy, one could be a construction worker, etc. And, how awesome would it be if they sang songs? They’d certainly earn the ghey vote.
It’s already been done Son of Bob…haven’t you ever heard of the Beatles?
zzyzx:
Hey! Can a group that sang this be all that bad?
— George Harrison
@Basil: The operative word is “all.” Mebbe 99%.
“Ron Paul: “Here’s an idea to close up the deficit: Let’s sell Iran some of our spare nukes.”
I have a better idea:
Let’s send them a few. For free. By express ICBM.
“ICBM. When it absolutely, positively has to get there in 20 minutes”
Point well taken Basil…and then there was this song: Pay up, pay up for the misery tour.
Pay up, pay up for the misery tour.
Pay up AND THAT’S AN INVITATION, pay up for the misery tour.
Pay up TO MAKE A RESERVATION, pay up for the misery tour.
The magical misery tour is waiting to tax you away,
Waiting to tax you away
Pay up, pay up for the misery tour.
Pay up, pay up for the misery tour.
Pay up WE’VE GOT PROGRAMS YOU NEED, pay up for the misery tour.
Pay up WELFARE IS GUARANTEED, pay up for the misery tour.
The magical misery tour is hoping to tax you away,
Hoping to tax you away….Pay up, pay up for the misery tour.
Pay up, pay up for the misery tour.
Pay up AND THAT’S AN INVITATION, pay up for the misery tour.
Pay up TO MAKE A RESERVATION, pay up for the misery tour.
The magical misery tour is coming to tax you away,
… Coming to tax you away.
The magical misery tour is dying to tax you away,
Dying to tax you away….tax you away.
I guess I guess I was thinking of the Beatles when I should have been thinking of….Herman’s Hermits.
It’s just south of Anykey… I mean Ankeny
The first time I saw Ron Paul, I thought it was a picture of Jack Kavorkian
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2088612074614&set=a.2088429510050.79549.1824584817&type=3&theater
Ron Paul = Dr. Death?
So what takes precedence for his title? ‘Doctor’ or ‘Congressman?’
I defer to Basil. Oh, wait. I mean Frank.
Yeah I can understand Romney being everyone’s second choice when you realize the question is would you wish to be marooned on a desert island with Moochelle Wookie or…..