* Because so many moral midgets bad-mouthing Andrew Breitbart on his death pointed out how Breitbart wasn’t nice about Ted Kennedy when Ted Kennedy died, we’ve got to revisit what a black mark on liberalism and the country in general the existence of Ted Kennedy was. I wrote a lot of my feelings right after Ted Kennedy died on PJ Media, but I’m still not over it. The existence of Ted Kennedy is a horrible thing from the past that I feel previous generations owe me an apology for. Murder shouldn’t be a partisan issue. Everyone should have despised Ted Kennedy. I would think people would finally realize that after his death, but there are still people who stick up for him and ignore the fact that he let a woman drown — didn’t even try calling for help. And then he ran for reelection, and Massachusetts, like a battered wife, just went along with it. And then everyone in Senate acted like it was a normal thing that this guy who should have been rotting in prison was there in the Senate. And then this king of all scumbags had the audacity to run for president, because we really needed the leadership of a guy who would leave a woman to drown to save his own sorry, worthless hide.

A lot of people think Breitbart did something bad with what happened with Shirley Sherrod, but if Sherrod were stuck in a car and drowning, I’m absolutely certain Breitbart would have least tried to do something about it. Because he had basic humanity. And that’s why no moral person should celebrate his death. Even his political opponents should celebrate Breitbart’s life because in free speech, we need political opponents to make us stronger.

We don’t need scumbag cowards like Ted Kennedy just because he’s from some made up monarchy and agrees with you on your piddling crap political issues. Anyone who voted for Ted Kennedy and ever supported him: I demand an apology.

* On the lighter side, scientists have determined that the T-Rex had the strongest bite of any land animal. You know there are some kids out there who look at a skeleton of a T-Rex and say, “Eh, I bet he couldn’t bite that hard.” and the T-Rex isn’t around to defend himself so that burden lies on scientists. So scientists used all their science and said, “The T-Rex’s bite would have the force equivalent to an elephant sitting on you. But not a large elephant. But not a baby elephant either. We’re talking a medium-sized elephant. We’re scientists and we measure bites in terms of elephants sitting on you.”

No word yet from scientists on how many rockets launchers a T-Rex could carry.

* A British medical publication has argued that killing infants is no worse than abortion and should be allowed. So there we are at infanticide like we didn’t know that’s where this abortion thing was going. Everyone knows that whether the infant is in the mother or out of the mother is rather arbitrary to the value of the infants life. Some would interpret that as why abortion is horrible, but abortion defenders need to go the other way to be consistent… so, infanticide should be allowed.

Since Obama voted against a born alive act that would prevent doctors from killing a live infant who survived an abortion procedure, we should rub his nose in this. “Look what you did! Look what you did!” Obama has complained before about how people talk about him like he’s a dog, but it does seem like the best way to get him to learn.

* From the other end of the spectrum, mobile euthanasia units! Eventually there is just going to be this small little period in the middle of your life where people aren’t allowed to kill you. My suggestion to save yourself: Murder someone. We already know liberals don’t like killing murderers; not so sure on anyone else.

Hmm. What if we taught babies to murder? Maybe then liberals would defend their lives. Not sure if there’s a downside to that plan, though…

* The Blunt amendment to have a religious conscience exemption to Obama’s mandates was defeated. People were portraying it as a ban on contraception, because if you can’t force someone to buy something for you, it’s now a ban. That’s the little Orwellian journey we’ve gone down.

We really need to make a remedial course on rights explaining what rights are and what they aren’t and make everyone take it. Anyone who fails the course will be deported. Which will probably be most of Congress. So awesome.

* Wisdom of the Day from Lee Doren:

The people cheering that Andrew Breitbart is dead want to control your healthcare.