Although I generally oppose government handouts, as a Facially-Haired American, I fully support the American Mustache Institute’s bill to make mustache maintenance costs tax deductible.
See you at the Million Mustache March!
Official AMI Statement On U.S. Representative Roscoe Bartlett and the Stache Act
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stand together brother!
Staches rule!
pretty sure Jesus had a stache
Yes by the hairs of my chinnie chin chin!
This bill is racist! <cue moral outrage> It’s racist againt Indians (feather, not dot), Eskimos, a lot of eastern Asians, and skinny white boys like me who can’t grow decent facial hair. And women! That makes this bill sexist too! In order to make this bill fair everyone would need to get a tax break even if they can’t grow facial hair. No one should get any tax breaks that I can’t get too.
This bill is sexist and racist and anyone who supports it is worse than Hitler!!
/sarcasm
Those of us with red beards and mustaches, would get an extra helping of tax deductability for our Viking ancestry.
Huh? You’re saying it’s gray now? Hey, I can prove it used to be red!
Do whiskers count?
No, Mr. Cat. We’re sorry. There are just too many cats with no birth records and the deductions would bankrupt the government. Wait…
Ernie – I believe the STACHE act also covers eyebrow & lip waxing, so women should be enthusiastic about this, too.
Prosthetic staches for the follicley challenged.
If that bill passes, I’m going to buy some mustache wax and start a new hobby. (I’ve had a basic mustache for about 34 years.)