Nuke the News: Our Nation Can’t Heal Until Liberals Apologize for Ted Kennedy

* Because so many moral midgets bad-mouthing Andrew Breitbart on his death pointed out how Breitbart wasn’t nice about Ted Kennedy when Ted Kennedy died, we’ve got to revisit what a black mark on liberalism and the country in general the existence of Ted Kennedy was. I wrote a lot of my feelings right after Ted Kennedy died on PJ Media, but I’m still not over it. The existence of Ted Kennedy is a horrible thing from the past that I feel previous generations owe me an apology for. Murder shouldn’t be a partisan issue. Everyone should have despised Ted Kennedy. I would think people would finally realize that after his death, but there are still people who stick up for him and ignore the fact that he let a woman drown — didn’t even try calling for help. And then he ran for reelection, and Massachusetts, like a battered wife, just went along with it. And then everyone in Senate acted like it was a normal thing that this guy who should have been rotting in prison was there in the Senate. And then this king of all scumbags had the audacity to run for president, because we really needed the leadership of a guy who would leave a woman to drown to save his own sorry, worthless hide.

A lot of people think Breitbart did something bad with what happened with Shirley Sherrod, but if Sherrod were stuck in a car and drowning, I’m absolutely certain Breitbart would have least tried to do something about it. Because he had basic humanity. And that’s why no moral person should celebrate his death. Even his political opponents should celebrate Breitbart’s life because in free speech, we need political opponents to make us stronger.

We don’t need scumbag cowards like Ted Kennedy just because he’s from some made up monarchy and agrees with you on your piddling crap political issues. Anyone who voted for Ted Kennedy and ever supported him: I demand an apology.

* On the lighter side, scientists have determined that the T-Rex had the strongest bite of any land animal. You know there are some kids out there who look at a skeleton of a T-Rex and say, “Eh, I bet he couldn’t bite that hard.” and the T-Rex isn’t around to defend himself so that burden lies on scientists. So scientists used all their science and said, “The T-Rex’s bite would have the force equivalent to an elephant sitting on you. But not a large elephant. But not a baby elephant either. We’re talking a medium-sized elephant. We’re scientists and we measure bites in terms of elephants sitting on you.”

No word yet from scientists on how many rockets launchers a T-Rex could carry.

* A British medical publication has argued that killing infants is no worse than abortion and should be allowed. So there we are at infanticide like we didn’t know that’s where this abortion thing was going. Everyone knows that whether the infant is in the mother or out of the mother is rather arbitrary to the value of the infants life. Some would interpret that as why abortion is horrible, but abortion defenders need to go the other way to be consistent… so, infanticide should be allowed.

Since Obama voted against a born alive act that would prevent doctors from killing a live infant who survived an abortion procedure, we should rub his nose in this. “Look what you did! Look what you did!” Obama has complained before about how people talk about him like he’s a dog, but it does seem like the best way to get him to learn.

* From the other end of the spectrum, mobile euthanasia units! Eventually there is just going to be this small little period in the middle of your life where people aren’t allowed to kill you. My suggestion to save yourself: Murder someone. We already know liberals don’t like killing murderers; not so sure on anyone else.

Hmm. What if we taught babies to murder? Maybe then liberals would defend their lives. Not sure if there’s a downside to that plan, though…

* The Blunt amendment to have a religious conscience exemption to Obama’s mandates was defeated. People were portraying it as a ban on contraception, because if you can’t force someone to buy something for you, it’s now a ban. That’s the little Orwellian journey we’ve gone down.

We really need to make a remedial course on rights explaining what rights are and what they aren’t and make everyone take it. Anyone who fails the course will be deported. Which will probably be most of Congress. So awesome.

* Wisdom of the Day from Lee Doren:

The people cheering that Andrew Breitbart is dead want to control your healthcare.

22 Comments

  1. It is not possible to get Obama to learn. Even Bill Clinton thinks he boned up on the Keystone pipeline, and he wanted Obama to act unconstitutionally to raise the debt. But Obama will not back down. He leaned everything he needed to know when he was in the crib (“I am great and people [including average white people] do what I want”) and hasn’t learned much since.

    I think that may be true for liberals in general now.

  2. Some people make the world a better place through their words. Some people make the world a better place through their actions. Some people, like Ted Kennedy, make the world a better place simply by leaving it.

  3. “Anyone who voted for Ted Kennedy and ever supported him: I demand an apology.”

    I’ll never forget watching that POS sit on a committee that attempted to destroy Clarence Thomas during his confirmation hearings for the Supreme Court. Here was Kennedy – a pompous, drunken, murderer fresh off accusations of rape – feigning outrage because an uncredible witness made an unsubstantiated claim that Thomas once stated, “There’s a pubic hair on my Coke.” The same witness that then proceeded to follow Clarence Thomas from job to job to work for him for years afterward. Some pigs are more equal than others.

  4. The celebration of Breitbart’s death doesn’t bother me so much as bore me. The left considers the act of holding non-white people accountable for what they say to be evil/stupid/crazy, but leaving a woman to die a horrifying, painful, slow death of suffocation in the darkness of a submerged car for hours is the stuff of liberal hero cycles. The Liberal mindset is completely backward, twisted and sick? Ho hum, Hazel, wake me when you have something to tell me I don’t know.

  5. Ted Kennedy is why I was embarrassed to drive to Maine in a rental car with Massachusetts plates.

    I can hardly believe that a state with history of great leaders like Massachusetts now produces hardly anything but scallywags and weaklings.

  6. DamnCat, you win.

    CrustyB, yes, exactly. When I heard of Breitbart’s death, I was surprised by one and one thing only: the fact that he died so unexpectedly. If liberals will use a national crisis for political expediency, then why in the heck would they not use the death of a single man for political “fun” at someone else’s expense?

  7. No word yet from scientists on how many rockets launchers a T-Rex could carry.

    Being a rocket smart kinda dude, you would need to know what kinda rockets you want and what you are going to do with them. do you want a TOW, Stinger, or a D5 Nuke, or just Rocket pods, so many things to know before a real answer is given, but i would think at least one of each, if not more.

  8. I was constantly amazed at the absolute audacity of Andrew Breitbart and his willingness to take-on anyone in the statist establishment, regardless of party.

    And I was looking forward to more of his philosophical influence as the years went by.

    But that’s not going to happen now. 🙁

  9. I’ve been saying the same thing about abortions to my liberal friends for years!! Of course I was doing it in jest to prove a point…but my position was that why should the right to have an abortion stop at birth? Abortions should be legal for the first 18 years, until the fetus is of legal voting age. FINALLY!

  10. According to the “philosophers” a fetus and a newborn both “lack a sense of life and aspiration” so that is why it is ok to kill them…using that logic it would be ok to kill most Occutards.

  11. Marc says: According to the “philosophers” a fetus and a newborn both “lack a sense of life and aspiration” so that is why it is ok to kill them…using that logic it would be ok to kill most Occutards liberals.

    fixed.

  12. This stand by a British medical journal is very interesting as I could have sworn that right after WWII we had trials for German Nazi’s who among other things…allowed the killing of certain people considered by them to be undesirable (some by mobile euthanasia units) such as the mentally impaired and certain inferior racial types. And encouraged killing of infants with birth defects and other undesirable traits. Dr. Mengele would be proud!

  13. A British medical publication has argued that killing infants is no worse than abortion and should be allowed?

    Okay, no more screwing around. I’ll take the lead in the torch and pitchfork mob. No really… this brings out a primal rage in me that I’m scared to admit is even there.

  14. “Progress means getting nearer to the place you want to be. And if you have taken a wrong turning, then to go forward does not get you any nearer.
    If you are on the wrong road, progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road; and in that case the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive man.”
    ― C.S. Lewis, Mere Christianity

  15. Liberals are like pet chimpanzees:

    It seems like a good idea to let them around others and let them play with stuff but then they realize they can exert power on other things and just start destroying them/damaging them/hurting them… all while throwing their own poop and shrieking.

    Oh and I’ll save you the trouble: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACIST!

  16. Leftists are bullies, blah blah blah lets kill babies,
    Blah blah blah Christians are dangerous radicals
    Blah let’s put a crucifix in urine call ourselves courageous.
    Blah blah Christians should be forced to fund obortions

    You will never hear a leftist even hint that islm may have a problem with. Violence.

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