I don’t get why some people think a car elevator is a big deal. Are they claiming their cars can use the stairs?
That fight at the end of Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol at Romney’s house was pretty cool.
How about a compromise: You can stay on your parents’ insurance until age 26, but then you’re not classified as an adult and can’t vote.
A lot of people these days don’t start to get their heads together until age 30; maybe we should change the legal definition of an adult.
“Right-wingers aren’t funny! All they do is point and laugh at me and I don’t get it and it makes me feel bad!”
The right don’t need jokes; we just laugh at poor people.
I think there are fewer right comedians for same reason there are fewer right actors. It’s not that a conservative can’t act; it’s just not a career choice a conservative usually gravitates to.
So who’s the funniest faction of the left? I always get the most laughs out of the feminists. Experts at deadpan humor.
I need to explain to Buttercup that pointing out objects you know the name of does not count as conversation.
If all of Obamacare is struck down, the subsequent gloating party won’t be helpful to defeating Obama, but some things are more important.
State of the economy: I use to get iPad twitter spam. Now I’m getting Walmart twitter spam.
The controversy in this country isn’t access to birth control. It’s access to other people’s wallets.
This is just my opinion, mind you, but I have come to believe in recent weeks that Rick Santorum is as much of an empty suit as Barack Obama is/was. Just thought that I would get that off my chest. I hope that my opinion doesn’t offend anyone. Have a nice day.
I think we ought to change the rules so that if you’re receiving money from the government at all you’re not allowed to vote. The only people who can vote are the ones paying the bills. That would instantly solve our budget problem right there.
Put it next to the John F. (Jack) Welch College of Business!
Scott – now that you mention it, I’ve never seen Santorum and Obama together in the same room. Makes you wonder…
How about a compromise: You can stay on your parents’ insurance until age 26, but then you’re not classified as an adult and can’t vote.
Liberals are in a perpetual state of childhood, and they are determined to drag down the rest of us…
“How about a compromise: You can stay on your parents’ insurance until age 26, but then you’re not classified as an adult and can’t vote.”
Remember when 16-year-olds used to be considered “young adults”? How did we get to the point that 27-year-olds are now “children”?
I don’t know, It sounds like Buttercup could hold her own in a debate with Joe Biden.
“I need to explain to Buttercup that pointing out objects you know the name of does not count as conversation.”
Except in public, when she points and says things like:
* “That person is FAT!” – or – she copies you and says, “FATTY FATTY FAT FAT”
* “Dad, why is he so UGLY?”
* “That kid is STOOOPID!”
* “Shut the $%^& up!”
every time a liberal says something stupid an angel gets athlete’s foot.
I the U.S. representatives of our legal system argue over the severability of a law and it’s source of funding. In some countries, representatives of their legal system practice the severability of a POW’s head from their body.
@Scott; Who?
“So who’s the funniest faction of the left? I always get the most laughs out of the feminists. Experts at deadpan humor.”
Feminazis always burn the pie. Then they laugh about it.
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Ifwhen all of Obamacare is struck down, the subsequent gloating party won’t be helpful to defeating Obama, but some things are more important.”FIFY, racist
“I don’t get why some people think a car elevator is a big deal. Are they claiming their cars can use the stairs?”
George HW Romney: “So, this scans your groceries?”
Lefties look at show business as a prime example of how society should be managed: an industry with a few tremendously wealthy successes and a vast majority of suck-up failures underneath. Always imagining themselves individually to be in the former category.
plentyobailouts @ #11
If that’s a knock, knock joke, I give up.
Knock, knock, Scott, who?