Obama’s statement on Reagan was interesting. “Ronald Reagan would support me in– AHH! A MYSTICAL FORCE JUST PUNCHED ME IN THE JUNK!”
The mere existence of stay at home moms is seen as a grave insult to some women.
I wonder what Sandra Fluke thinks about all this? I was going to ask her, but there was a sock on her door.
I’m not sure if the reason there are less stay at home moms now than in the past I’m is because we’re poorer or because we’re whinier.
Democrats: “You may not understand it because of your flighty, hormone-addled woman brains, but the GOP are waging a war on women.”
Half the people I know are named Hilary Rosen.
War on Women Update: Men raised their voices, women started crying, men unconditionally surrendered.
Jay Carney on North Korean missile launch: “Who are we talking about? I know like eight Kim Jung Uns.”
So basically modern feminism is trading one gender role women are punished for deviating from for another.
My wife is a stay at home mom, not to brag. Okay, it’s to brag. It’s harder for me not to brag than other people because I’m so awesome.
Once we were DINCs – dual income, no children. And now we have so much more.
Scientists estimate that by the year 2050, one out of every six people will be Hilary Rosen.
Obama: “The Romneys aren’t regular folk like you and me. They’ve never had to fret about the rising cost of organic arugula.”
BREAKING: Citing heavy losses, the Democrats have pulled out of the war on women.
Obama should release a statement telling the North Koreans that was a really good try. Last thing they need is more self-esteem issues.
Did the missile crash into the sea or was it successfully launched at Aquaman?
Democrats: “We thought with the war on women, women would welcome us with open arms. We weren’t prepared for the insurgents.”
Political strategist Hilary Rosen’s report: “Preliminary results are that going after stay at home moms is a no go.”
People must have been so bored all the time before smart phones.
I think North Korea’s main problem is that they order their missile parts from the same place Wile E. Coyote does.
It’s funny because North Korea’s missiles don’t work and we can nuke anyone in the world we want whenever we feel like it.
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