If Romney doesn’t like guns, that would just be further evidence he’s Batman.
Romney: “I am a big supporter of automatic bullet-firing weaponry.”
Not once has Obama ever spoken against raping chickens.
People barely ever rue anything other than “the day”.
I don’t want to jinx it, but I hope you fail.
As a baby, you stumble around, confused by everything. When you grow older, you learn to fake it better.
Violence is never the best solution unless you’re judging by speed and the amount of satisfaction you’ll get.
If I’m opposed to stay at home moms influencing politics, am I man from 1910 or a modern feminist?
I’m having fun at Coachella stealing purses.
How much tax money has been wasted on pillars and domes? Why do government buildings need those?
Every government building should be a simple square structure where everyone sits on folding chairs.
There is a certain level of stupidity that’s only attainable by currently being at college, either as a student or a professor.
ICE CAN’T CUT STEEL!!! #Titanic
The main lesson from the Titanic is to not start a voyage by looking up at the heavens and shouting, “I defy you to sink this!”
The other lesson: Icebergs always have the right of way.
Doesn’t “iceberg” sound a bit like a Jewish superhero with frost powers?
The Titanic is why most cruises these days are to the Caribbeans and stuff – no icebergs.
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