[High Praise! to zzyzx]
Tell me again why we need these clowns?:
Here’s the dangerous terrorist in question:
Yeah… she fits the profile…
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NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.
My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:
From Arik:
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From James:
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From Joe:
From me (Harvey):
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This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:
That’s North Korea’s Dear Leader Kim Jong Un.
Well, James told me that his “pink and green” caption is a reference to something, but he didn’t include a link and Google isn’t helping. Anyone have any idea?
Otherwise, I’m giving the prize to me in the hopes that no one here actually knows what “The Dougie” is.
UPDATE: High Praise! to JC who recognized James’s reference to “The Official Preppy Handbook.”
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#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.
#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.
MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.
STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.
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Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
* I think I might be about tapped out of Obama dog-eating jokes. Eh, I’m sure I’ll think of more eventually. Anyway, there’s now a Dogs Against Obama website. Here’s a video from it:
And here’s a special video about the most terrorized dog out there, Bo:
If you told me as a kid that we’d have a black president, I’d say, “Of course. I always assumed we would.” But if you told me we’d have a president who ate dogs, I’d say, “What! The Soviets win?!”
* Now that the general election is pretty much underway, who is up for some more VP speculation? Much of it is focused on Marco Rubio who is going to be giving some “major foreign policy speech” for some reason. Is he prepping himself for the national stage? The only problem is that the World Net Daily says Rubio isn’t eligible to be president and that the toaster over is spying on them.
The other name mentioned a lot is Rob Portman who is the the governor of Ohio who sjdaklja…
Whoops, I fell asleep there. He’s apparently the boring safe choice. Boring might be good, though. We can’t all have exciting picks like Joe Biden who just the other day referred to the Florida everglades as the “ever-gators.” That guy is full of endless amusement.
* Hey, I have an idea for something the GOP can declare a war on — how about a “War on People Looking for Distractions from How Bad Obama Has Been at Being President.” I mean, the dog stuff is fun and all, but let’s not forget about how absolutely terrible Obama is at everything. A lot of people think Obama has a good shot at being reelected, but I really don’t think they’re factoring in the horrible at being president enough into their calculations.
* John Edwards has a 3% approval rating right now. Did he eat a dog too?
Hey do you remember how, despite being an obvious horrible phony to anyone with a lick of sense, he was the Democrats choice for VP in 2004? And then the Daily Kos flocked behind him in 2008 as the real progressive concerned about the poor and suffering? Let us never forget. The left would literally line up behind Hitler if Hitler learned to parrot the right stuff about “women’s health issues” and such.
* Jon Huntsman compared the GOP to the Communist Chinese for some reason, and of course Slate is encouraging him to form a third party.
“Party of one for Mr. Huntsman.”
To liberals still not understanding what’s so funny about Obama eating a dog, I’ll try and explain: OBAMA ATE A DOG!
So sad I missed BlogCon. One of these days, I have to start going to those sorts of things.
At conservative events, I really should be a headline speaker talking about how to be awesome.
Okay, Pandora, I’m sorry I thumbed-up that one Nickelback song. I learned my lesson. Please stop playing Nickelback.
From how much Nickelback sounds like poseurs in all their songs, I can only assume the band members have the world’s smallest penises.
I think a good policy is to assume a U.S. Senator is a useless idiot unless there is overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
So has Obama still refused to promise he won’t eat anymore children’s puppies? #No8
I know there are a lot of more important issues out there than dog-eating, but Obama isn’t addressing those either.
It is no longer a secret to the animal world. They know the truth: Obama ate a dog.
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Now that the animals know, what will they do? Will plagues descend upon this nation? Frogs, lice, flies, locust…?
All because Obama ate a dog.
