The West Coast Botoxian is at it again, bragging about how much smarter she is than the numerous federal judges and countless legal scholars who disagree with her:
When asked why she is so confident the Supreme Court will uphold the health care law, Pelosi says, “Because I know the Constitution.”
Were I a Twitterite, I’d suggest the hashtag #NancyKnows and encourage people to pile on.
Not being such, I’ll just speculate thusly regarding the superior contents of her surgically-taut-skinned noggin:
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1) Surprisingly, Nancy knows how to find out what’s in the Constitution, even though she didn’t personally pass it first.
2) Nancy knows why the rent is too damn high.
3) Nancy knows if the cat in the box is alive or dead. Suck it, Schrödinger!
4) Nancy knows what’s in the “Pulp Fiction” briefcase. Not quite sure how to get a special tax on it past those obstructionist Republicans, though.
5) Nancy knows why the caged bird sings. Also suspects the song it’s singing is racist, since it sounds suspiciously like “When You’re Holding a Hammer“.
6) Nancy knows that paying people to work creates fewer jobs than paying them to NOT work. May be somewhat unclear on what a “job” is, however.
7) Nancy knows how to turn lead into gold. Step 1: find someone with gold. Step 2: hit them with a lead pipe and steal it.
8) Nancy knows which way you swing – no asking or telling required.
9) Nancy knows how to defy the law of gravity, but, as usual, only government officials are allowed to get away with it.
10) Nancy knows what the Matrix is, although she lacks the ultra-cool sunglasses to prove it.
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Apparently there’s only one thing Nancy doesn’t know.
Her limitations:
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Nancy know what you did last summer.
Nancy knows how to Dougie.
Who knows what evil lies in the hearts of rich white men? Pelosi knows!
Nancy knows who let the dogs out.
Nancy knows what it’s like to be the bad man, to be the sad man behind blue eyes.
… but, of course, she’s much more well known for knowing what it’s like to be hated, to be fated to telling only lies.
@Son of Bob – are her dreams as empty as her conscience seems to be?
DamnCat, You know they are.
Nancy knows…
Nancy knows it’s not easy being green.
Nancy knows what the frequency is, Kenneth.
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Nancy knows who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong
Somebody’s gonna hurt someone, before the night is through…there’s gonna be a heartache tonight, a heartache tonight, Nancy knows. Lord, she knows.
Nancy knows how to get those stupid childproof caps off of the medicine bottles.
…Jack Squat!
Nancy knows who’s on first, what’s on second, and has her suspicions about third.
Nancy, I served with Jack Squat, I knew Jack Squat, Jack Squat was a friend of mine. Nancy, you don’t know Jack Squat.
(I only knew Jack Squat in my younger days. But I guess that’s enough of that!)
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Nancy knows what goes on behind closed doors. Since most of you aren’t old enough to remember, here’s a link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOQI2-4vkCQ
Probably recorded about the time of Nancy’s second facelift.
Nancy knows how to Twist. It goes like this. It goes like this. Ahhhhh now my knickers feel just right. Hey Barney, do you know how to Pony? Like bony Maronie? Oh. My. God!!!!!!!!
Nancy knows Diddley
Nancy knows who shot JR!
Nancy knows how many roads a man must walk down. (42)