OO! Look! He’s so tech-savvy!
Sorry, not in the mood for White House propaganda, today, so I’m just gonna be crabby about it, instead.
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* Headline: “President Obama demoted to Secretary of Typing.”
* They gave him the one with black keys! RACISM!
* Out of view, on the chalkboard in the background: “Ideas For Fixing the Economy”. In view: all their ideas.
* Earned $800,000 last year. Can’t afford a laptop with built-in wireless.
* “WRONG! Index fingers on ‘F’ and ‘J’! Now do it again!.”
* “So… red 7 on the black 8?”
* “I can’t find the cat in ANY of these pictures!” – “Sorry sir, you already fired all the Secret Service agents with any expertise in this area.”
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Your turn.
Just like “Angry Birds”, Mr. President, only angrier.
The little notebook there is for Spellcheck!
It’s his spelling teleprompter.
“sorry bout teh typos – ben choomin”
“All right, I get it, they don’t like me…but I don’t get this bit about nuking the moon.”
I didn’t know there were this many Conservative sites on line, and they ALL hate me.. 🙁
A million years, a million monkeys, a million typewriters could reproduce “Dreams from my father”
@EdthePastor – lyin’ monkeys
oh, and also….RACIST!!!!
@BrettKimbombberlin We’re relaunching Truth Team, looking for a real go-getter. Let’s talk. -bo
Did you see what Google suggests when I type “Obama is”? Find out who’s been leaking my secrets.
Tech advisor: “Sir, you have wireless internet built in. You don’t need to plug in an ethernet cable and a USB 3G card too.”
PREZ: “But I want to tweet to everyone. Not just the people who get free wireless at McDonalds.”
Gay porn? Really sir?
Obama:
Just finishing my hit piece on Ann Romney for the New York Times. What kind of elitist does dressage. One suffering from Multiple Sclerosis apparently. Don’t you just hate elitists? Sorry got to run. It’s tee time.
Im on ur laptop, hackin ur teleprompter.
LOLPrez
…and then on Sunday, Chris Hayes will say he’s “uncomfortable calling them “heroes?” OK, got it, Mr. Soros, Sir.
Your Faithful Servant,
Barack Obama
“It’s spelled ‘c o r p s m a n,’ sir.”